YA DAFT FECKIN' CUNT,
WHOSE BLOODY ARSE HAVE YA BEEN LICKIN' THE SHIT OFF OF FIR BREAKFAST YA WHOLE GODAMN LIFE?!?
WHO'S BOLLOCKS HAVE YA BEEN GARGLIN' FIR YA TA THINK IRISH PEOPLE CAN'T BE BORN IN GREAT BRITIAN?!?
YA BLOODY FOOKIN' MOOPPET!!! THAT'S NOT EVEN THE FLAG OF THE UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAN AND NORTHERN IRELAND,YOU GOPPING LITTLE SHIT.
THAT'S THE FLAG OF GREAT, BLOODY, BRITAIN!!!
I BET YA CAN'T EVEN FIND WALES ON THE BLOODY FOOKIN ISLES MATE.
I AM EQUAL PARTS BAFFLED AND FRUSTRATED BY THE IGNORANCE OF ALL YE FECKIN' YANKEES.
I ONCE HAD SOME NITLESS WITLESS TWAT COMMENT THAT "JAPAN AND CHINA" WERE THE SAME THING!!!
ANY RESPECTABLE CHAP WORTH THEIR SALT, KNOWS THAT CHINA IS THE NATION OF TEA, (WHY DO YA THINK WE SENT THOSE BUGGERS THE POPPIES!?!)
AND JAPAN ISN'T AS IT LACKS THE FECKIN' FARMLAND TO GROW THE BLOODY SHITE.
BLOODY HELL!!!
I SHUDDER TA EVEN THINK OF HOW MANY OF YA ABSOULUTE BELLENDS THERE ARE COMPARED TA US.
GUN TOTIN' YANKS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE DRUG OUT INTO THE STREET AND SHOT!!!
NOW EXCUSE ME MATE, DUE TO YOUR COMPLETE ANEURYSM OF A REPLY,
I MUST BREXIT OUT A FIRST STORY WINDOW WHICH MIND YOU, IS NOT ON THE BLOODY FECKIN GROUND FLOOR!!!
