#contralto problems

[muse-whimsy]

Anyway I love Aikyan so much

She could literally voice my OC Octavia and I wouldn’t find her voice out of place at all... but she also can sing those soprano ass Love Live songs WITHOUT sounding like a contralto trying to be a soprano and I’m like... yo... teach me ur ways... 😭

What even is she anyway? Is she even a contralto? No scratch that... is she even a HUMAN? 🤔

[elpsycongruent]

tfw you want to sing along with a disney song, but your voice is too deep so you have to sing the entire thing in your head voice

[muse-whimsy]

Octavia is All About That Bass

Yeah, my mama she told me "don't worry ‘bout being strange"

She says, "Girls like their partners with voices in lower range"

I ain’t no airy soprano with voice that can shatter glass

My notes can make big mountains rumble and move their mass

I’m bringing BASS back!

Go ‘head and tell Hatsune Miku that

[muse-whimsy]

New Winding Road is the only Love Live song that fits my voice

[muse-whimsy]

This is a weird thing to say but sometimes I wish my voice was smaller

I feel like it’s too deep and overbearing for most songs lol

[muse-whimsy]

sadly, a contralto may not work in love live because they gotta sing with the rest of the group and match their pitch which might be too high for them

“well then the whole group should be contralto”

sadly, high pitched voices sell better

(also aikyan is amazing. she’s an alto but has no problem singing high pitched)

[muse-whimsy]

Like

Ok maybe I can’t sing but I have a loud voice

The problem is my falsetto? My FALSETTO? It’s so weak

My falsetto cracks and just... I’m convinced I just can’t sing with my head voice (then again I rarely use it hahahhahahaahahah)

But I used to have a very strong falsetto as a kid! But now it just cracks 24/7 and sounds way too breathy 

[muse-whimsy]

Not only is my voice ugly, it just doesn’t fit me

Like, I may be ugly too, but I’m 5 foot 1 short round girl with a smol round face, and I sound like a man

Sometimes when I sing while looking at my reflection in my iPad, I think “this voice is so weird coming out of me”

I highkey wish I was a soprano

I hate being a contralto