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astrograces

#snort #phm

mucho-smasho

LOOOKN AT HIMMMMM @cuppydogshane @thesenseinnonsense

#it's him: big hud

academicblorbo

Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again

Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net

Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

#heated rivalry

nessimaki-deactivated20141106

dialupmodern

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

firewalkwithmedvd

Was trying to make a joke about TV writing to my friend the other day and had to pause and go "...does the phrase 'surf dracula' mean anything to you?"

firewalkwithmedvd

One of the most important critical texts of this century imo

hypokeimena

image description: tweet by @/topherflorence, reading: back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale /end description

freenarnian

You've heard of the man, the myth, the legend. Now get ready for the woman, the omen, the portent.

thefriendlymurderer

Jolene

cute-catts

#not a thought behind those eyes #kitties

scribefindegil

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

#i assume you mean moving living spaces and not physically moving your body #but that was my first thought lol #anyway my childhood friend just moved and her movers 1. fully forgot to pack some important shit #2. fedexed it to her new address instead of doing the damn thing properly #so that it 3. arrived smashed to smithereens #so now she's trying (and failing) to get them to so much as apologize

ri5k

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

#RIGHT???

homophobla

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

phoenix-theurge

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

dirty-noona

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

femmchantress

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

fallow-grove

id: photo of a very wide, flat crocodile. end id.

baejax-the-great

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

#YES

laskulls-deactivated20250318

More male characters who are interested in their mother's legacy. As a trope there's a lot of sons and daughters who follow in the father's footsteps and there's yes, girls who honor their mother, ect. But let's have more dudes who are like. Stumbling on their mom's secret fairy cottage or some shit. And they're like aight gotta make the tea

#daystar enchanted forest chronicles #''my mother- who always gives travelers the directions they need without them telling her where they're going- is a SORCERESS???''