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apolladay

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

Pet owners, what kind of name does your pet have???

A food-item (Waffles, Peanut)

A color (Pinky, Hazel)

A real-life person (Marilyn, Paris)

A fictional character (Eevee, Simba)

A type of flora (Rosie, Willow)

Animal-like (Kitty, Gator)

A trait (Lucky, Buddy)

Something else

No pet

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

If you have more than one pet, choose the most applicable listed (ex: you have three pets named Cookie, Cream & Rocky, so you choose the “Food” option). Also, would be interested if you reblogged your pet’s name(s) in the tags and the reason why you chose it ^^

#my hermit crabs are named simon and garfunkel

cogneartive

very interesting that people automatically assume rpf as having sexual content. lets have rpf of the beatles struggling with tax

oldmanpusspuss

good news op

#snort

fluentisonus

lots going on in my drafts apparently

#les mis

saxifraga-x-urbium

we have all noticed that "self-care" basically ended up as a replacement word for "pampering" in a marketing lexicon and not as an active set of behaviours intended to allow the body and brain to adequately rest and revive in the face of the ceaseless crushing grind of capitalism yes

#yep

qin-shi-huang-di

Bixia, I your humble servant bring word from General Meng Tian at the Wall. There is a noble woman from the state of Qi approaching Your Most August Highness's Great Wall #yourmostaugusthighnessgreatwall, calling herself Lady Meng Jiang. She seeks her husband, named Wan Xiliang, whom you had personally summoned to, ahem, Work on the Wall. When we tell her that we cannot find him, she bursts into tears and these tears seem to be breaking the bricks when they hit the ground. We fear if she cries on the wall, she will break the wall. What should we do, O August Sovereign?

proceed as normal! some weepy broad lamenting her dead husband is no basis to halt construction!

the-sad-oracle

Uuuuh, Bixia, you're not gonna believe this but, um, Lady Meng Jiang's tears seem to have, um, caused the Wall to collapse in one area. And she found her husband's skeleton in the rubble, along with a lot of other skeletons. What should we do now?

fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme

Okay tell me I'm not alone in this

What do you say when playing Rock Paper Scissors

“Rock Paper Scissors”

”Rock Paper Scissors Shoot”

“Rock Paper Scissors Says Shoot”

I have never played Rock Paper Scissors

I have played but say something else

Remaining time: 6 hours 19 minutes

beemovieerotica

Rochambeau erasure???

#rock paper scissors shoot

qifreynothing

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

#every pathetic wet cat of a man i've ever beheld #and every messy bitch of a woman

dragon-in-a-fez

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

#snort

persona-game-info

Persona 6 game description from the Xbox pre-order page

#WAIT IT GOT OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED????

breathbanana

you know I don't actually think many people know that shane hollander is always in the act of jumping out of his own skin with anxiety. like you look at the "your boy rozanov" and "I'm going to fuck him back" interactions and we as an audience can see that the guy is oozing fear but his actual facial expressions and voice is pretty flat and scott hunters reaction is only because he is scott hunter, gay jesus. I think everyone on the team assumes shane is this bland unshakeable guy, team anchor. a lot of fan portrayals of shane locker room dynamics is an untethered boat or slightly distanced leader but I think shane's autism has that unflappable old-soul vibe that coaches like and other guys admire. I think he is acting like an untethered boat, but unfotunately the entire fleet is following him around. like really they just want him to sit in the corner and read a hockey book while they get shitfaced over a pool table. like hes #the guy. you just need him in the room.

omens-of-what-is-to-cum

absolute clock

#yes #exactly #heated rivalry

zed-sabre

happy deduesday!

#oooooh #fe three houses #dimidue

phantomrose96

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

phantomrose96

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

phantomrose96

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

phantomrose96