Apr 25, 2025
"Welcome magic the gathering player. For the crime of correcting the one female player in your LGS nine times in one turn, you must play a new trading card game.
In front of you there are one hundred magic cards and four buckets labeled "Stax", "Hatebears", "Group Slug", and "Control". You must sort all one hundred cards into the bucket that most closely aligns with their effect, and if more than 25% are wrong.. let's just say, you won't untap during your controller's next untap step. The game begins. You have one hour."