Rattlesnake Jake @the-blu-pope - Tumblr Blog

"Welcome magic the gathering player. For the crime of correcting the one female player in your LGS nine times in one turn, you must play a new trading card game.

In front of you there are one hundred magic cards and four buckets labeled "Stax", "Hatebears", "Group Slug", and "Control". You must sort all one hundred cards into the bucket that most closely aligns with their effect, and if more than 25% are wrong.. let's just say, you won't untap during your controller's next untap step. The game begins. You have one hour."

#magic the gathering #mtg cards #mtg commander #commander #stax #hatebears #control mtg #saw franchise #saw trap #jigsaw #trading card game #yugioh #pokemon tcg

crabanarchy

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

crabanarchy

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

titkoks

toomuchtaylor

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

silverslipstream

worst part about the Internet is knowing that there are finally people who both match and complement your freak. the nearest one is 2,318.4 miles away and your time zones are awkward

squiblysabre

You know, when you comment on the fact that Halsin is…larger than the average elf, his answer is basically “oh yeah I have no idea why lol”. Not “I get it from my mother” or “I get it from my father”. Which, to me, implies that his parents were perfectly average

So now I have this image in my head of two completely normal elves staring down at their behemoth of a newborn like “…I think…the clothes we made him are too small”

thejesterstears

Damn it’s been a good run but we really are dying for real once the show ends 😔

ominous-signs

Found on the London underground

i couldnt get a good picture from where i was but the text thats blocked off by the pole says "the era of ai employees is here"

Official ominous sign

torment-nexus-official

All cool CEOs fire their humans now! Trust!

Don't worry about where consumers will get money to buy your products. Don't thing about it.

In fact, we can invent buying-things robots next!

ominous-signs

Why sounds like a great sign

rheumaticrhetoric

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

overwhelmed by the comedy of Dracula learning to cook & perform light housekeeping in order to convince His Good Friend Jonathan that there are invisible servant lurking in the background. And then it turns out Dracula is an excellent cook! to the point Jonathan remarks upon it in his diary!

How did this happen! Where did Dracula learn Home Economics???

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

In the notes I put an art prompt:

How did this happen! Who taught him! Where did he get the Ingredience! My theory is he has an Understanding with one of the Village Grannies, wherein she comes in to teach him to Home Economics skills, with the guarantee of immunity from bloodsucking + very generous payment. AND she gets the profound satisfaction of chiding Dracula Himself for under seasoning the soup. "no dear it needs more garlic" .…oh that's a hilarious mental image actually!!! Vampires and their garlic/salt allergy. Dracula getting all suited up in his personal protective equipment to handle garlic & salt for his dear friend Jonny's supper

and BY GOSH MCFUCKING GOLLY did the amazing @daeod0n deliver!!!

wrr000

my love for y'all (and him) is infinitive

niuniente

Good news! Fallout Season 1 is fully available for free on the Prime's Youtube Channel. The whole season! For free! (note; no subtitles, only English audio, just checked)

aboredgremlin

Did Fallout casually drop a non-binary character out of the blue like that? I love them, very gender. But I did not expect that from the Brotherhood?!?!