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Text Artie & Iris

Artie:  Hey , Can I ask your advice on something to do with Mom. 

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Whilst late night scrolling an ad for this showed up on my news feed and I had to share with you because who doesn’t want their wheelchair to look like Buzz Lightyear’s Star Command spaceship? So cool! I didn’t realise these actually exist. There’s also one that can make a chair look like Razor Crest from Mandolorian which apparently also lights up. Do you think they make these for adults??? I think it’s an essential yet entirely unnecessary purchase.

UNNECESSARY , what do you mean this is entirely necessary. .  And they’d better make them for adults because that’s got to discrimination if they don’t.  

And OMG the Razor Crest one has Grogu on the wheelspokes.  I’m in love , I don’t care if they don’t fit my chair, i’m getting them.  Both of them. 

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Artie: Got love it when you have a seizure in the middle of the night and fall out your chair face planting the floor in the process..

Iris: Number 1) Are you okay??? and 2) and this is completely irrelevant in the scheme things but nice glasses.

Artie: Number 1) Yeh, bit bruised and battered and I look like i was at the losing end of a fight with Rocky Balboa , but I'll live. The bruising all come out now , so I'll be back to my gorgeous looking self before you know it. It was all my fault it happened in the first place, because I didn't check that all Mom's guests had left and went to get a drink. Rolled into the kitchen and was met with a wide open back door. I can remember falling out my chair and hearing a snap and thinking shit that's broken and the next thing I knew Mom and her friend Steve where leaning over me with a bag of Ice on my face . And a few rather scared looking guests ,who have obviously never experienced the joy of watching someone go from zero to seizure in about 10 seconds , completely by passing the panic attack stage.

Artie: And number 2) thanks , I thought I had these last time I saw you , but obviously not

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🙌 yesss louder for the people in the back! 👏

@lifeofiris​

GO AND VOTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can do it louder still if you want.  

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limasiris replied to your post “What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?”

together??? god what did your tastebuds ever do to you?

Have you never tried, it.  OMG .  You do not know what you are missing .  

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@iristhechocolatier​

i snorted i don't know why this is so funny

Because Ms Rose-berry I am a comic genius.   

And i can see you rolling your eyes at me from here. 

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Joke for the day - "I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."

what about this one 

What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.

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I can't help with the missing out on Disney thing but if it makes you feel any better, I bet it's not as much fun without you there and I bet Chelsea wishes you could be. I can tell you're sad about it so here's another dumb joke to cheer you up "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?" "Supplies!"

I'm not sad about not going to disney , theme parks arn't really my thing , it's ball ache getting on and off the rides I can go on. I make the perfect bag holder though and i the fact that I can get prebook our slots so i don't have to queue , is great, but it's more about not being their for willow. Hows she gonna feel when she looks back at her childhood photos and her Dad's not in any of them. That's a good one , but i did say fuck it and i've gone back to bed. And i just shouted at Mom , cause she kept reminding me to shift position , I don't think me yelling at her " i' know i've been doing this for 20 f-ing years , just leave me alone " was the best thing to say . I know she means well, but i just want to be left alone.