#conversation killer

[artbeaver]

I have this unfortunate thing where I every time I enter a conversation it loses momentum, every time I start a tv show it’s cancelled, every time I read a fic it’s abandoned, and every time I listen to an artist they stop making music

[ninja8tyu]

[bymahoo]

British Conversations

It canna be just me that slightly gets triggered when you hae a convo we someone and it goes like this

Me- Ft like (Hows you)

''Freind'- good

Like Wtf am i meant ti reply ti good do i nae at least deserve a what about you or something jesus fucking christ

[dghdelgado]

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[sakuradraw]

Person online: Are you in the USA?

Me: Do I really have to admit that? 😂

[lilfierykitten-blog]

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[tobiboonethesmallspoone]

How to Escape Stupid Convos using Serial Killers

Humans: “When you getting marriez?” “So when are you having kids?” “Whatever happened to _____?” Etc.

Me: “H. H. Holmes got away with his Chicago Murder Palace because he melted the flesh off his random victims’ bodies and sold the skeletons to Universities and Medical schools.”

Humans: “oh … ” *sidles away awkwardly*

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

[mishamiga-winchester]