#conversationsihave

[quiteunlikemyself]

"The question I've never heard though is what was newton doing under that tree in the afternoon start asking himself questions about falling apples?"

[backrowofthemovies]

sister: what are all these cards?

mum: they're funeral cards

sister: but some say 'get well soon'

mum: that was before the funeral

[backrowofthemovies]

Me: ‎When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

Me: So you did good mum.

Mum: Thanks sweetie.

Mum: You are, of course, the only bitch I need.

[backrowofthemovies]

me: it's weird about jack the ripper isn't it

me: like they never found him

sister: yeah...

sister: it's one of those things

sister: it's a mystery

[backrowofthemovies]

dad: oh look a spider

me: AAARGGGGHHHHHHHH

dad: don't scream.

me: ....

me: but i'm scared.

[backrowofthemovies]

me: oh no, i typed "forever rebo" instead of "forever reblog"

sister: oh dear, i bet all your tumblr friends are laughing at you

me: what tumblr friends?

me: :(

[backrowofthemovies]

me: guess who hawkeye would be as a disney character?

sister: erm....

sister: the guy from....

sister: THE SWAN PRINCESS

me: robin hood.

sister: oh.

[backrowofthemovies]

That moment when you go to say hi to someone on Facebook chat and you know you should wait for them to speak to you first but you know they're not going to speak to you if they don't have to and then you speak to them first because you have no shame.