open to: anyone relationship: acquaintances, friends (lol), strangers, have fun ✨ bruce is being... well himself 🥴 ✨ about bruce ✨
" you really ought to be more careful who you brush shoulders with, "
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open to: anyone relationship: acquaintances, friends (lol), strangers, have fun ✨ bruce is being... well himself 🥴 ✨ about bruce ✨
" you really ought to be more careful who you brush shoulders with, "
When: Present Day Where: Gotham City With: Bruce @lbatman
Teddy fell back hard, his back thudding against the and knocking some of the breath from his lungs. He flipped his legs backwards and thrust them forward, using the momentum to jump up from his crouch and raise his hands in a ready position while panting heavily. His chest burned some, shooting pains coming from his heart. But he knew his body, his wasn’t a heart attack, just him reaching his pathetic limit.
He couldn’t even go fifteen minutes into a sparring matching without his heart telling him to quit. Mind you, most thugs probably lasted only a fraction of that time against Batman, it was likely a miracle he’d made it this far at all.
“S-sorry,” he panted, one eye closing behind his goggles as a hand gripped his chest so tight his knuckles went white, “Pain’ll go in a sec, then we can get back at it.”
“Looking for trouble, are we?” (Bruce)
“Aw, Brucey, I am trouble,” Kila reached out to tweak his nose, “Thought ya would have figured it out by now.” Still, she raised an eyebrow at him.
“What are you doing here? This doesn’t really seem like your kinda scene.” She gestured around to the dark alley. Just behind her, one could see a small jester’s hat graffitied on the wall...and behind the wall, the sound of cheers. Kila herself hadn’t started what she’d heard was a Joker-inspired speakeasy (and so she wasn’t exactly concerned if she blew their operation), but when she’d heard rumors of its existence, she’d had to go. And if there were illegal fights going on inside she could bet on? So much the wickeder. If she lost her bet, she could always rob a bank on the way back. @greenstarboltsandredrobins
When: Present Day - Night Where: Star City - Chuck’s Apartment With: Bruce W @justicealwaysprevails
Chuck was pretty hard up for money these days, he almost never got hired for jobs (save work he occasionally did for other super-villains) and the money from that couldn’t last forever. But he’d had enough to manage this months rent. His apartment wasn’t exactly glamorous, a kitchen, bedroom and bathroom with no heating, the glass smashed in two windows and several rats could be seen scampering about from time to time but he didn’t really mind. He didn’t need to be rich, he had Charlie.
Didn’t mean he didn’t get cold though. His night clothes were a vest and loose pants that were frayed around the edges so he had his blanket wrapped around him and huddled over his cooker to keep warm while he heated some beans in a pan. When they were steaming he took’em off the hob, sad on the single, sagging mattress and started to dig in, humming to himself and talking to Charlie between bites.
He didn’t even hear the other enter, but one second he looked up and Batman was standing there, “Wha!” he half cried, almost tipping his beans down himself, luckily he didn’t, he couldn’t really afford to waste food. Once he recovered from the surprise he grinned up at the other and waved a hand, “Hey Batman! You come to visit Ol’Chuck? Real nice of you! I saw some of yours boys a few days back, they seem good.” he said lightly, “Want a drink? I got... water?”
An Evening Guest ||
Who: Bruce Wayne @justicealwaysprevails When: Present Day Where: Delia’s Penthouse Apartment
It had been a long evening. The leader of the biggest mob family in the city had invited her out to dinner and she wasn’t stupid enough to say no. It had been a productive meal though; they’d trash talked her ex, talked business and he’d assured her she’d be ‘taken care of.’ Not that she needed to be but the comfort blanket was nice in a new city. Stepping inside her new place, with several boxes still waiting to be unpacked, she kicked her shoes off and all but fell on her bed still wearing her evening dress.
She lay their motionless for a moment, one hand under her pillow, the other above it, eyes closed, till she heard a swish of movement and with no hesitation whipped up, pulling a handgun from under her pillow and aiming it at the intruder... One immediately recognisable to a Gothamite. “I have a door with a perfectly working bell. I’m also not a criminal so this better be a social call.” Her voice didn’t shake and her aim was steady, “Baring that in mind what can I do for you Batman? Or would you prefer Bruce Wayne?”
open to: anyone relationship: acquaintances, friends, dating ( L O L ), have fun ✨ my bruce follows the batmann 2022 canon, but like don't hold me too close to it lol ✨
" this is a bad spot to be by yourself... especially this late, "
open to: anyone relationship: friends ??, dating (LMAO), idk have fun lol ✨ 🎵 ✨ about bruce ✨
" just the other day i was having a look in a book, and i saw a picture of a guy fried above his knee... thought to myself i can relate, 'cause i've been thinking of combustication as a welcome vacation from the burdens of the planet earth, "
open to: anyone relationship: moody wet cat extraordinaire is bad at relationships, what's new?? ✨ my bruce is based on the 2022 film's portrayal/lore but don't like, hold me super tight to that lol ✨
" if that's how you feel, i guess there's nothing i can do to stop you, is there?? "