#convoswithjelly

[colourmysoulwithwords]

Convos With Jelly: Can I Have Your Life Force?

Me: "When you see a man and you just looking at him like, "Damn. I want his life force." But like, you can't say that shit so you're just like, "Oh. Well. Ok."

Her: "Technically, you can and if he understands and doesn't get creeped out, that's how you know he's the one."

Me: Lmao! True fucking life! Reasoning like this is why you are maaah bish!"

Her: "Lmaoo!"

Me: "Like you don't even know how much sense that makes. I have a test now."

Her: "Lmaoo yes I do, I said it! Please do that when I'm around I would love to witness this."

Me: "I'm going home right now screaming, "Mama ima find me a man!"

"le sigh*

[colourmysoulwithwords]

Convos With Jelly: The Cockroach.

me: hiiiiiiii

her: lol hiiii

me: I's bored but not bored. you know?

me: I feel ... displaced. 

her: why?

me: I don't know what to do.

me: I feel like a cockroach that fell on its back and doesn't know how to flip back over. 

me: So I'm just uselessly kicking my legs in the air.

her: That sounds like the saddest thing ever please don't ever compare yourself to a cockroach ever again

me: lolol ok.

me: but it was a pretty accurate simile.