Bonus Round!
Which of the *current* Shibuya UG staff would be least likely to accidentally destroy Shibuya if sent back in time to Sakuraba's three weeks? (Emphasis on "accidentally", assume that they're at least TRYING to improve things)
The Composer (you know who he is)
Uzuki Yashiro
Koki Kariya
777
One of the other Def Märch guys (BJ, Tenho, Futoshi)
Coco Atarashi
Akito Jitsukata (that's me, remember?)
Sho Minamimoto
Itaru "Yammer" Yokoyamada (long story)
Shoka Sakurane (longer story)
Masaya and Tsukihime (...actually a pretty short story)
Carmen Sandiego (unfortunately counts on a technicality)
I'm leaving out the Support Reapers on account of not really knowing any of their names. Or particularly caring about their names, for that matter. But like can you blame me? We got way too many of them, and they all wear those same lame hoodies.
And in case some of you are empathetic saps, you don't need to worry about Sakurane. Yeah, she's working here. No, she didn't die again or whatever. I wasn't involved in her getting rehired, but I'm pretty sure it happened for the same reason I got transferred here. Shibuya needed more staff, she needed a job near where her friends live, everyone wins.









