#cookie joke

[lrwinsos]

I DONT GET THE JOKE

OKAY THIS WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND

So this couple is on a cruise ship. And they’re in love and it’s cute. So the guy proposes to the girl and she gets so excited she knocks it into the water on accident. So later they go out to eat at a fancy seafood place. The girl orders a lobster and when she cuts it open GUESS WHAT SHE FINDS. The ring? Nope. She finds ”IMMA COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!”

I’m so fucking funny.

[lrwinsos]

whats the cookie joke?

You have just made my fucking night.

Alright. So there’s this cookie cruise ship. The cookies are having a wild party and it is fucking nuts. It’s so wild, the captain gets a headache. So he goes up on the deck and is like “Hey! Can you all be quiet for like 5 minutes?” and the cookies are like “Oh yeah, sure!” and the captain thanks them and goes to his room. A couple minutes go by and he hears “IMMA COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!” So the captain goes up to the deck and yells “Who said that!?” a cookie comes forward and confesses, “It was me!” the captain walks up to him and says “Okay, just please don’t do it again. I have a terrible headache.” and so the cookie agrees to be quiet. So, the captain goes back to his room. A few minutes pass and he hears ”IMMA COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!” so he goes back up onto the deck and finds the cookie and yells at him. “Hey! If you do that again I’m going to throw you off this damn ship!” and the cookie is like “Holy shit man, okay.” So the captain goes back to his room. A few minutes pass and the captain hears ”IMMA COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!” So the captain goes up to the deck and tosses the cookie off of the boat.

That's it. That's the joke.

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