Cooking disaster event MASTERLIST can be found here
Warning(s) : 1. Cussing, fuck off mum I'm not for toddlers. 2. this is complete crack and if you don't like it, you have the freedom to ignore this post.
Mc gives Lilia bats to eat in order to insert dominance over the old fae :
call me impressed.
He is just standing going : woah, this is surprising.
"Bon appetit Lilia !"
....
{time skip to two years later where a fucking pandemic came to life and everyone is wearing masks as ace just stares at you}
"really ?"
"worth it."
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID INSERT DOMINANCE YOU PSYCHO-
Are we not going to talk about how twst events are VOICED now?!?!
I mentioned before that the Halloween event was a great step to having events be voiced too, but I wasn’t expecting that change to arrive this quickly!!!
Like you don’t understand how MUCH I’ve wanted the events to be voiced, so that I can at least understand what the characters were saying, even if it was only a little.
A Train from Taiyuu Island to Mainland Japan took a couple hours, hours of ocean, boredom and more ocean. Staring at the TV, Zeke remembered a time before Taiyuu, before Japan even.
A small town on the coast of Germany, a large building, a small apartment.
A teenager enters, around 17 years old, wiping his feet and looking around, the clock reads 8pm. He spotted his younger brother in the living “room” by himself watching cartoons. The younger one couldn’t be older than 9.
“Hey, kiddo. Where’s Mum?”
“She got called into work.”
Frustrated in his mother’s irresponsibility and lack of note, the older brother tried to keep the conversation going as he made his way to the kitchen.
“Whatcha doing?”
“Watchin TV.”
“Oh, so you found the remote?”
“No.”
Flick. The channel changed.
Opening the pantry the older brother found… half a loaf of bread and a whole lot of empty space.
“Have you had anything to eat yet?”
“No. Mum was gonna get groceries but she got called into work.”
Biting his fist in frustration, the older brother pounded the pantry door with his head. Silently seething in anger the older brother put on a happy face, the older brother came out and sat next to the younger brother.
“Let’s go out for dinner tonight, just you and me.”
“Won’t Mum and Dad get angry?”
“They’ll never know, I got a little extra money from work today.”
“I mean… sure.”
“Alright, get your stuff ready and we’ll leave in a few.” The older brother wrote a note for their Mother, if she returned home tonight.
When the two got ready and were almost out the door, the younger brother stopped.
“Umm... Schlaut?”
“What’s up Zeke?”
“Are you sure Mum and Dad won’t find out?”
“Hey, we’ll leave our trash in a public bin, they’ll never know.”
Finally on the Mainland of Japan Zeke had a couple trips to make.
The first stop for today was to withdraw money, but look like a cool guy, Sunglasses on. Wandering around the Whatever City, Zeke can’t remember what it’s called, he started to get his bearings.
‘Alright, grocery shop’s there, post office’s there and-’
Zeke felt a rumble down to his core.
‘It’s going to be a thunderstorm tonight.’
Finally finding an ATM in Whatever City, that took forever. Taking his “Credit” Card out Zeke approached the ATM, noone was nearby anyway but he still felt he had to play the part.
Feeling the ATM Zeke felt all the different compartments, searching for the most used 4, Zeke found what he needed.
Trying the first one: Whirr, Zzzt And Dispense. 1000 Yen, not quite what he needed.
Next compartment: Whirr, Zzzt and Dispense. 5000 Yen, close but not the notes he needed.
The Third compartment: Whirr, Zzzt and Dispense. 10,000, exactly what Zeke needed.
Grabbing an extra 13 10k Yen bills Zeke had enough to pay for his tuition, with some left over.
That wasn’t right, only take what you need. Zeke remembered when this all became second nature to him, why quickly searching these machines became so easy.
“That’d be 50 Euros sir.” A cashier lady, in a large mall grocery store.
“I’m really sorry, can you wave it just this once?” Schlaut, now at the age of 19, pleaded to the cashier holding a 20 Euro note.
“I’m sorry sir, if you couldn’t afford it you shouldn’t have picked it up.”
“But this is all we have for the week, we’ll go hungry without this food.” Schlaut
“Then get 20 Euros worth of food or get out of the store.”
“Fine. C’mon Zeke we’re outta here.” Zeke, now 11 years old, followed his brother out of the store.
“What’s the plan now Schlaut?”
“I dunno kiddo, we’ll figure something out.”
It wasn’t long into the usual walk home when they walked past an ATM, it’s screen illuminating the sidewalk. The screen flickered strange colours, reds, blues even a neon green. Schlaut paused, did a slow turn on his feet and paced to the ATM.
“Zeke?”
“Yeah Schlaut?”
“Are you doing that?”
Zeke’s stiffened and he turned his face away from his brother.
“Zeke look at me.”
Zeke reluctantly looked at his Older Brother, the pupils of his brown eyes glowing a slight blue.
“Did I do something wrong?” Zeke was looking at the ground in shame.
“No no no no nononono nono, no Zeke. You did something very, very right.” Schlaut hadn’t felt this excited in a while.
“Let’s play a game Zeke, see if you can find some paper in this machine.” Schlaut pointed to the ATM.
“You mean money, isn’t that stealing?” Zeke was willing to do this, but he wasn’t very happy about it.
“Hey, we’re only going to take what we need ok? No more. We’re not villains, we’re survivors. See if you can find a 20 note and a 10 note.” Zeke had found a way to save us!
Returning back to the present Zeke held about 2000 Yen too much in his hands. The fridge at Taiyuu was running low, this money seems appropriate for everyone to use.
Zeke went to that small grocery store he passed by earlier. Fresh fruits and vegetables, that’s what Taiyuu needed, none of that instant shit. Apples, carrots, broccoli and one pack of the cheapest Cup Noodles he could find.
‘How would the others at Taiyuu react? I don’t think Sako or Spellman would be particularly fond of me anymore. Ah well, they won’t find out. All the years of pulling this same stunt we were only found out once.’
“How’s that Zeke, just enough to get us through this week. Mum should have the day off tomorrow so we’ll cook a whole bunch then.” Schlaut, now 21, said to his brother Zeke, now 13.
“Yeah, maybe Dad’d have time to help as well.”
“I doubt it kiddo.”
RUUUUUUMMMBBBBBLEEE
“We should get going before it rains, seems like a storm is brewing.
Off they were on the usual walk home, Through an empty courtyard, groceries in hand. Not too much, just enough to get by.
“Hey Asshole!”
Schlaut turned, almost like he was expecting this.
“Yes, Gregory?”
A potbellied man, more of a sphere than a man, called out to the two.
“You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.”
“Us?” Zeke panicked.
“There’s about 4 of them, stay behind me Zeke.”
“What, who are you talking about, how do you know these people?”
“It’s complicated. You wouldn’t understand.”
3 other men came up from behind the Sphere Man. One looked too long to be normal, another looked like a leaf man, the last one had spines coming out of his back.
“Yeah, not so tough are ya now there’s more of us.” Sphere man said, he sounded like he was from New York, which is weird because this is Germany.
“Huh, Good one boss.” The Leaf Man said, he had a very deep voice.
“Yeah, good one boss.” The Spine Man said, he had a very snively voice.
“Hehehe, heheh hehehe hehehe” The Long Man said, he had a very creepy laugh.
“You made it easier for me.” Schlaut butted in, sounding far too confident for a 4 on 1 fight.
RUUUUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEEEE
Long Man reached over and punched Sphere Man in the face.
“Aaaah, Tony, whaddya doin? Hit him not me!” Sphere Man was both confused and angry
“Heheheh, heheh, Hehehehhe!” The Long Man’s laugh seemed very panicked and confused.
Leaf Man punched Spine Man, Spine Man grabbed Long Man. It was a free for all, none of the assorted goons and henchmen ever came near Schlaut and Zeke, Zeke leaned over Schlauts shoulder.
“What are they doing Schlaut? Why are they here?” Schlaut looked back at his younger brother.
“Don’t worry, Zeke, they’re taking care of it themselves.” Schlaut looked at Zeke for a moment, just one moment was all it took for Zeke to notice the slight red glow from his brother's pupils.
It wasn’t too long before the four strangers were all on the ground unconscious. Not once did the 4 even take a step towards the Funkee brothers.
“Let’s go Zeke, it’s all taken care of.”
“But… but-”
“Let’s GO Zeke.”
RUUUUMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEE
They turned to continue on their way home, when Zeke heard skidding. No. Rolling? Turning around in curiosity Zeke saw Sphere Man rolling towards them, like a ball. A very angry ball.
Not done for the day yet, still gotta send a letter off to Mum back in Germany, quick visit to the Posty and back to Taiyuu. Card, letter, shipping. Totaling 300 yen, that is cheap!
Hey Mum,
Taiyous Taiyuus going great, i think im really hitting it off with everybody here. This place seems more my style than uA anyway. Theres a whole bunch of really weird people here. One person can even shapeshit shapeshift!
Anyway hows things with you, hows the new job in France?
Has Schlaut come back yet?
Love,
Zeke
“Just one letter, wouldn’t a text be better?” The teller was confused.
“It’s just a little tradition we have. Notes and written things are easier to keep anyway.”
Zeke made his way back to Taiyuu, hours on the train, again. The news reports were going on about a villain by the name “The King”. Luckily Taiyuu covered the costs of going back to Mainland Japan. Making his way back to the kitchen area Zeke deposited the fruits and veggies into the communal fridge. However, Zeke kept the Noodle Cup.
Zeke set the kettle to boil and thought of the day everything changed, the day Schlaut left. There was no bang, there was no warning. Around when Zeke was 13 Schlaut just, poof, gone. The whole family thought he was dead for months until Zeke’s 14th birthday, where Zeke got an RC car, brand new and very high end. It came with a note.
Hey Kiddo, Happy Birthday. Sorry I couldn’t be there this year
Noone ever really bothered Zeke again, of course Zeke still had his friends but noone bullied, assaulted or even annoyed him again. The icecream place even gave him a discount. Teachers were a whole lot nicer, even recommending him to hero courses like UA: LA, Shiketsu and Seijin. That was 2 years ago.
The screech of the kettle brought Zeke out of his thoughts. Filling his Cup Noodles with boiling water Zeke had made a shitty meal at Taiyuu.
BOOOOOOOMMMMMM
“Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow hot hot hot hot hot hot hot hot.”
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give us that Floyd event card already!!!!!!!!!
Also hoping the 4th character will be Sebek
Imo this event will probably only have 4 special cards unlike Halloween since that was a big-scale holiday (not complaining if there’s more tho)
Hope characters with cooking experience will have more scenes (Trey, Jade, Floyd, Jamil, Lilia)
They HAVE to add a scene where Lilia volunteers to cook and all the Diasomnia students slowly back away, while everyone else is just blissfully unaware
I want Jade and Jamil to roast everyone’s cooking Gordan Ramsay-style
If there’s a rat character (maybe a judge/celebrity chef), I want Grim to chase it around in a comedic scene (like Tom & Jerry)
I also hope the characters have more voice lines like what they did for Halloween
Omg wait- What if the cooking event is the Valentines’ Day event in disguise???
It’s still a competition, but they’re competing to see whose dish we like the best??? (maybe MC is the judge) Twst be skipping the cliché chocolate bs and straight away giving us husband-material vibes!!!!!!
LIKE THEY PREPARED AN ENTIRE MENU OF JUST OUR FAVOURITE FOODS, AND THEN THEY LITERALLY GO “SAY AHHH~” AND FEED US THEIR COOKING , ALL THE WHILE SMIRKING AND FLIRTING 😳😳😍😍
Riddle probably participated because Ace never let the oyster sauce incident go while Silver participates to either help Lilia (if he’s in the event) or prevent Lilia from joining (his cooking is dangerous rip)
Valentines Day Butler (waiter) event + Cooking event HCs:
A/N: This is a predictions & hopes/ hcs/ shitpost! And considering Ms Yana is the mangaka of Black Butler after all~ The event is finally coming tomorrow, I can’t wait!! :D
My premise is that NRC is doing a special (fan) service event during Valentines Day. It started mainly because RSA is doing a similar event and we all know how competitive these 2 schools can get.
So what's this event that RSA is doing? Well, it's a butler cafe! Now here's where NRC tries to one-up them: instead of just doing an ordinary maid cafe, the students also prepare the f&b themselves! Which leads to the canon cooking event where you have the selected group who are the chefs, and the others not involved in cooking get to be the waiters (butlers).
I mean, can you imagine how good the twst guys will look in waiter outfits?!?! We've already seen how amazing Riddle and Silver look in chef uniforms, and I can't wait for then to reveal the other event characters!!! If you haven't started simping, now is a good time to do so :p
Idk about you but the Octo-trio will definitely excel at this, considering they run Mostro Lounge. But other than them, I can also see Jamil, Trey, Ruggie and the Pome-trio being amazing butlers as well.
-I was debating whether to include Ortho and I guess he can participate solely to assist Idia and be adorable-
Bonus: Also if twst was an otome game, at the end of the event, you'll be able to gift one of the guys a box of hand-made chocolates and get some special dialogue (maybe even a thank-you gift).
