#cooksuck

[tozalchemist]

Hot, spicy, boneless. The three essentials of fine cuisine. #cooksuck

[162746800]

"Quinoa, kale, chia seeds, insecure boys and their fucking pre-king-hit protein mush/shakes, all of this shit - eating “Instagram food” makes your body skinny but your mind fat. I stare at someone drinking green juice and immediately think ”your personality is a big overweight piece of cellulite covered shit" - cooksuck

[todtalks]

TOD TALKS: Round #2: MORE FUCKIN LEGENDS, MORE JOKES ABOUT WHATEVER, MORE JPEG IMAGES & COOL ANIMATIONS COURTESY OF MICROSOFT CORP.'S POWERPOINT SOFTWARE. April 10 (that's NEXT WEEK) at The World Bar in Sydney with triple j's Lewi McKirdy, Darrell from CookSuck.com, Shag from FBi, Sydney musician CATCALL, Hannah & Eliza Reilly from FBi’s Girls Gone Mild and Max Lavergne from triple j and Really Really Really Trying. Come if you're not a dork

[coffeeaspirin]

[mydesignbookmark]

"Beetroot so fresh, you look like you just got home from the abortion factory"

Oh cooksuck.com certainly has a way with words that no other food writers can match. Amazing.