#coolcucumber

[shannafernandes]

Cucumber cooler to beat the heat. Nothing like a cucumber with mint and lime to cool your body when the temperature is blaring to 40-degrees.

[aneetlife]

Cool and Comfortable to tackle the warm summer night & a lot of dancing 🤩💃🏻🍾🥂🎉 #nyeoutfit #coolcucumber 🥒 . . . . #whatiwore #happynewyear #2019 #mystyle #fashionista #sydneystyle #aboutlastnight #ootd #instapic #sassandbide #summerfashion #designer #australia #streetstyle #partydress #embelished #maxidress #neetstyle #instasydney #resortwear #travelwardrobe (at Sydney, Australia) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJImWOAas9/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qysqwx1hgwze

[somuchmorethanjewelry]

The dips I received today. Can't wait to try them! #GarlicBaconRanch #CreamyLobster #SeaSaltCarmelNoBakeCheesecake #WhiteCheddarBacon #CoolCucumber #Dill

[brent-r-gordon]

#knottygulls #immediateaftermath #coolcucumber #distinguished (at Aspen, Colorado)

[boxersofgrovelandschool]

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Outdoor temp: 93 Indoor temp: 77 ❄️❄️ Brrrrrrrrrrr ❄️❄️ says Goose as he curls up in his #cozycave #boxer🐶 #coolcucumber

[agirlinmelbourne]

Lani! #hashtagtourist #coolcat #coolbeans #coolcucumber #coollani #vsco #vscoedit

[feanslorg]

There's a screw loose. Also my glasses broke. #whyisthereasnail #plushie #snail #squish #coolcucumber #model #style #af #vans #rayban #sunglasses

[buffetfriends-blog]

Tasty Breakups

No matter how rich or poor, fat or slim, smart or dumb, nice or mean you think you are. YOU! Yes you! Who most likely just got done with or is about to masturbate (because you’re on tumblr) will have to deal with a breakup. Not all breakups suck, but they are all hard to deal with. Like murdering your vestigial twin that may or may not be slowly killing, it’s something that’s gotta happen. In my limited experience on this earth I’ve found that breakups come in three flavors; Cool Cucumber (where both parties equally agree the relationship has run its course, and should be ended), Bitter Melon (one or both of the parties choose to break it off, but there are some hard feeling about it) and finally there’s Buttermilk… ( buttermilk breakups are the worse. They are just terrible all around and it usually ends with someone getting cut or creating a kickass album. Yea, I’m talkin’ about Queen Bee.) My first relationship at the age of 24 had a cool cucumber ending, but turned bitter melon when I found out he was dating a close friend of mine a few months later…womp womp

The thing is, even if your breakup is cool cucumber, bitter melon, buttermilk or tangerine dream (friends with benefits) no one tells you that the worse thing about ending a relationship isn’t the breaking up. It’s the emotional shit-storm/ heartache diarrhea that hits you the next day, and lasts for the next 2 months to a year. 

How do you get over that smile, soft eyes and the identity you built with another? I don’t know if I have the correct answers to these questions, but I have answers that worked for me. I’m sharing my processes of how I’m healing this broken heart shaped scar where my vestigial twin was ripped out, and I’ve still got a lot of work to do gurl! Hopefully I/we can do it fast, because I can’t afford all of these depressing late night doughnut trips.