the beginnings of a cover letter for a gaming company whose job posting required the applicant to be wary of zombie apocalypses etc. there was also some mention of brrraaaainnnssss.
My only hope, should a zombie apocalypse occur, is that the zombies are the slow, somewhat dull, and can be easily fooled by talcum powder, ketchup and raspy breathing – at least then, I may have a chance of survival!
alternative endings to this paragraph:
Until then, I will continue to sharpen my blade, my running skills, and work on being able to shoot with both eyes open, as instructed by John Smith from Pocahontas.
If not, I will adamantly try to MacGruber my way to survival or at least hope of dying a hero. However, my chances of survival may be thwarted by a rogue stretch of flat pavement I inevitably fall upon. At least I will slow them down for the others, so there is hope for humanity yet!
I would love to be a part of ~le company~ and as a SoSy undergrad, and the owner of a pulse, I believe my qualifications are direct assets to this position.
I know what you're thinking, and its true - im not even running a little bit. Shhhh.