#cop trio

[deepestarbiterkid]

Cop trio in aquarium.

[epitheterasedgen]

May I have some cop fam headcanons for the soul?

Eros is just... the weirdest possible boss. He’s boss, dad, weird-uncle, and kinda annoying clingy co-worker all in one

He also LOVES to spend time watching (and then getting involved in) his employee’s drama in his free time. Which is a lot of the time. What exactly does he do again—

Meryl knows Eros and Percy’s baked good preferences and regularly brings them pink cake and granola cookies respectively

The free treats do not stop Percy from spatting with her

Eros seems to simultaneously enjoy watching them fight and enjoy trying to fix their rivalry; seriously, he keeps sticking them on cases together and Percy is somehow still clueless that he’s doing it on purpose—

They HAVE been in combat all at once, fairly early on— right after Meryl got into the force. That was when Eros really established himself as a force to be reckoned with, which is why the girls treat him as an authority figure rather than the way he acts 90% of the time

Neither Meryl nor Percy have seen underneath Eros’s shades. What lies beneath is too powerful for them to gaze upon

[epitheterasedgen]

Cop trio headcanons:

Meryl is better than Percy at chess. Percy does not like this fact.

When the three of them are together Eros holds the braincell.

Meryl and Percy keep making dumb bets with each other, and now Meryl is $43 in debt. Eros enables this.

Meryl mains Isabelle in smash Bros. No this isn't based off of me why would you think that hahahaaa

Eros mains Princess Peach.

Percy mains Link.

They only know this because both Meryl and Eros got roped into playing it whilst at the EAM house by Giovanni.

Eros will not hesitate to just. Pick up one of the others if they're hurt or in danger. Meryl being the smallest of the trio and having anxiety faces the brunt of this.

He only really picks up Percy when she runs out of stamina and passes out.

Meryl hides from Howie because whilst he's competent, which she can respect, he's also scary. Eros is perfect for hiding behind.

Eros gives everyone nicknames. No one is safe.

And yes I'm absolutely stealing these from our first thread and technically from canon, but Percy is 'Perce' and Meryl is 'Merebear'.

Also Eros gives the best bear hugs. No-one is safe from those either. 

Percy and or Meryl having a bad day? Hug time.

In conclusion I love these three idiots far too much and also I'm Soft.