#cora please

[noxiancrybaby]

muse: *sees a riven blog* muse: -whispers- i’m gay

[heart-executive]

this blog gives me life

[hisashtrayheart-archive-blog]

Brook tapped the shorter mans shoulder "Excuse me sir, but can I see your panties?" (femBrook)

               Corazon blushed madly at the question, and covered his face, shaking his head.

(What? I don’t wear panties! I wear boxers! You can see them though.) What was the big deal about that? He opened his pants and pulled them down.

[hisashtrayheart-archive-blog]

(Oh wow, she hit it right in the middle. She wants my heart. In your dreams woman!) He is so disgusted with this, but it is totally the best plan ever. Once Doff sees what a whore she is, he'll throw her right out! Or better yet, kill her! He laughs silently at his own genius. (Oh, right flirting.) He forms the words; "Let's fuck." (Ugggh, let's not! Let's N.O.T) He almost throws up.