#cordeux

[cake-reads]

fuck i was gonna send you something clever but i forgot what it was

you dun fuckt up

[kyloduck]

My sexuality is Chris pratt

get in line babe

[cake-reads]

Oh. Unfollows. JK HAHAHA STOP FUCKING CHANGING YOUR NAME HAHAHA HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW GOD DAMN It

IT SAYS RIGHT ON MY FUCKIN BLOG YOU FUDGESICLE

[handinabriefcase]

NERDS

NERDS EVERYWHERE

[slowspinningredemption]

I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN oh my god my roommate is like that she jealously guards all of her stuff i mean she doesn't use mine but she even makes boundaries in the fridge and freezer but then she oversteps those and gets mad when i'm like yo can i have room in the fucking freezer for my food like she's so crazy with it that she wants each of us to have our own toaster THAT'S THREE TOASTERS IN ONE APARTMENT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT

Wow what the fuck that’s pretty crazy right there generally my housemates are pretty good with fridge/freezer room but it just pisses me off that they’re allowed to use all my stuff without asking/cleaning and yet as soon as I use something they come to my room and leave notes and stuff and I’m like no. And I’m not a giant dick about it, either! If I’m not using it then I really don’t mind but I’m pretty sure they go into the kitchen to make a cup of tea, see a plate gone, and start the hunt. 

So now I’m just putting all my stuff in my room and if they have a problem they can sort it out among themselves. I’m sure I’m the main suspect because they all know one another and get on quite well whereas I don’t really socialise with them because they’re the sort of people I can’t get on with (passive-aggressive people who drink a lot, pretty much everything I want to vomit on). So it’ll be interesting to see what happens in their little clique once it’s impossible to pin it on me. 

[handinabriefcase]

i've said it before and i'll say it again i'm the dumbest person i know but whaTEVER MAN

[handinabriefcase]

 cordeux said: hay bb gurl i— hgggk hurrrrrk blehehehhhchch *pukes up bouquet of flowers* i wanna ta ta ta ta TOUCCHHH YOUYYUUY

Tori, what kind of bird are you to be regurgitating bouquets?

[cake-reads]

Taggety tag tag

Would you rather be in a sexual or romantic relationship with someone? Romantic. Sexual relationships are fabulous, and once upon a time I was all for them, but now I want something more.

Would you make a contract with Kyubey and have your wish granted if it meant risking your life and eventually turning into the thing that you once fought? Never! I believe in doing things the old fashioned way, without cheating. (For the most part, kekeke.)

How well do you function under pressure? Very well. I'm a police officer.

If you could be any character for a day, who would you be? GOU FUCKIN' MATSUOKA SO I COULD ADMIRE BICEPS AND TRAPS ALL DAY

What is a favorite quote of yours? "Everything happens for a reason." It's perfect.

How long can you hold a grudge? FOREVERRRR

What is something you wish would be talked about more? FREE! GODDAMMIT

Do you believe in a God? No. I do believe that there is a reason behind our being here, but I don't think it's because of a higher (spiritual) power. Maybe aliens. hurr hurr

What was the last dream you remember dreaming? Last night I dreamt that I was at work and I handled a call the wrong way. It was a fight call, or something, and I didn't do a report, so I got fired. :| 

What is the worst injury you have received? Broke my right arm in the first grade. I was skipping across the carpeted gym and tripped. 

Do you prefer staying at home or traveling? World traveling, I would love to do. Right now, though, I enjoy being a homebody. If I had the funds and the time off work, I would travel constantly. 

How differently do you act around your parents and your friends? I act the same around my mom as I do around my friends. She's my best friend. <3 My dad on the other hand is very conservative, so I have to tone things down a bit. 

Are you afraid of the future? No. I'm excited for the future! 

I ask... 

What is your favorite song, and why?

What is your best childhood memory?

What quote/proverb do you find yourself thinking time and time again?

How well do you function under pressure?

If you could be any character for a day, who would you be?

Do you like horror movies?

Do you have sexual dreams?

What was the last one you had (if you've ever had one)? 

What was the first prize you ever won?

Are you a homebody or do you have wanderlust?

Who is your favorite parent, your mom or your dad? (Or one of your two moms or one of your two dads.)

Do you like chocolate? 

What is your favorite hobby?

If you were tagged (other than the one who tagged me) then you can answer these questions! Or not, I don’t really care but I did try to think of these questions so if you don’t mind?