Train Wreck

Female. t1d. trash. Jill is bae.

[thenordroom]

Scandinavian loft

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[kimreesesdaughter]

The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.

[alexbelvocal]

In Jesus name Amen 🙏🏾

[sophianwa-deactivated20171126]

I claim it this will happen to me 

[upjumpstheboogie]

🙌🏾

[lockdont-moved-deactivated20221]

@tilallareimagined @til-yall-are-one @lilysflowershop @cherryknockout @knockmeoutbabe

[sakura-haruka]

Tessa Thompson as Valkyrie 

[mamalazzer]

The Avengers (2012) // Thor Ragnarok (2017)

[marvel]

Wakanda Forever. #BlackPanther

[mydiabetessecret]

I have to constantly remind myself - calories don’t count when your blood sugar is low.

Share Your Secret | These Resources May Help (via mydiabetessecret)

[kyloduck]

I finally remembered my password!!!!!!!!!

[mori-sempai]

When freshmen come into the library real loud #Naruto

[dragonastra]

I am fascinated by these series of vines because there’s like. Continuity. There’s a guy with a backpack on his head, watching. There’s a guy who has mastered the backflip and does it in the background. The people in the crowd watching is always different from shot to shot. Who are they. Who are these ninja viners.

[scarlestwitch]

Barry Allen. Bruce Wayne.

[angryadams]

[prokopetz]

Every time someone tries to explain the metaplot of Supernatural to me, it basically ends up sounding like redneck Dragon Ball Z. I’m sure there’s some nuance I’m failing to grasp here.

[kazorus-deactivated20190626]

Care to elaborate on that?

…I’m not even offended, just absolutely curious.  From the stuff I’ve seen and heard about Supernatural I can’t see the connection.

[prokopetz]

Mostly, I get the impression of a show that doesn’t know how not to escalate.

Every threat’s gotta be quantitatively bigger and badder than the one that came before. Every deus ex machina’s gotta be shinier than the last one. Every season’s gotta end with a massive eleventh-hour powerup for our heroes, only for the next season to raise the stakes enough to put them back in the underdog position.

It’s like, you beat the Devil himself? Well, now you’ve gotta fight the Devil’s cousin Phil, who has conveniently gone entirely unmentioned up until now, but he’s totally twice as evil.

[prokopetz]

That last paragraph was literally supposed to be the most ridiculous hypothetical example I could think of, and people are messaging me to say “his name was Metatron, not Phil”. I can’t even make fun of this show.

[omghacks]

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

i just watched this five times in a row

[princessplayerh8r-deactivated20]

The kid doing the Obama impersonation (cameron) is literally our senior class president. He won by doing his entire speech in Obama’s voice I shit you not.

[team-joebama-deactivated2019033]

reblog for those who’d wondered if he’d won

[fuckyeavanity]

i need to meet their parents.

[theinturnetexplorer]

Great Understatements in History

[distortion-princess-deactivated]

For a minute i thought these were last words

[artyowlsstuff]

Okay people, history-fail story-time...

So back in the 1780′s when our country was still figuring crap out and ol’ George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of ‘Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!” Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of “Glad you’re excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!”

Then George sends another letter back saying something like “Cool cool bros, glad you’re just as excited as I am,” and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT, sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of “Glad you’re excited that we’re excited that you’re excited.”

Democracy at its finest.

And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.

George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place).  So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress.  Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress.  Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear “Washington’s” letter read.

Congress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington.  Who better than his old friend, James Madison?  So Jimmy, being obliging, wrote the response.  When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response.  

And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That’s right….none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.

So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S.  And he was too embarrassed to admit it.

[peasantbarbie]

catfish of the millenium

[erikaschnellert]

Stranger Things is an amazing show. I can’t recommend it enough.

This comic isn’t very spoilery but it won’t make a lot of sense until you’ve watched the show. The entire first season is on Netflix. Go check it out!

[saathi1013]

okay but like THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONNECTION:

“When Millie auditioned, she had long brown hair down past her shoulders. But Eleven was written as having hair “buzzed almost to the scalp.” Millie and her parents were understandably hesitant to chop it all off. Would it look ugly? Would it cost her other roles? Fortunately, Mad Max: Fury Road was about to come out, so we pulled out a magazine photograph of Charlize Theron as Furiosa and showed it to Millie. “Charlize looks totally badass, right?” Millie agreed; Charlize looked badass. And that was it: She agreed to buzz it all off.

“When the day of the haircut finally arrived, Millie’s mom brought out a camcorder, while her dad ran away with tears in his eyes, unable to watch. It was a pretty dramatic scene. But also very quick. Within 10 minutes we had shaved it all off and slapped a fake “11” tattoo on Millie’s wrist. Millie looked at herself in the mirror, gave her best Furiosa scream — and Eleven was born.”

(source: ew.com)

I just.  LITTLE GIRLS BEING INSPIRED BY FURIOSA WHILE GROWN MEN CRY.

[aashiqaanah]

Manav Gangwani at India Couture Week 2016

[goldheartofsteel]

Yooooo diabetic Harry Potter headcanons?? :)

I think this would be interesting actually. I hope these make sense.

Diabetes wouldn’t be a thing that the people born and raised the Wizarding world would suffer from because they have their own diseases that Muggles don’t suffer from.

Muggleborns being forced to switch from pumps to shots because the pumps wouldn’t work in a place with a high concentration of magic like Hogwarts and not being happy about it.

Ravenclaws trying their hardest to find a way around that because really, the pump is more convenient that shots.

Some Purebloods would use diabetes as another reason why they are superior to Muggleborns.

Diabetics being afraid to have a high or low in Snape’s class because he’d consider that a disruption and deduct points away from them.

Then again, even with a competent teacher who cares about their students, Potions would still be the most dangerous class to suffer a high/low in. 

Herbology and Care of Magical Creatures would be close seconds. 

As for the rest of the staff, some would be more helpful/supportive/flexible than others - Sprout, Flitwick immediately come to mind. 

Madam Pomfrey trying to find some spell the Diabetics could use to check their blood sugar because their meters wouldn’t work in Hogwarts.

In fact, Madam Pomfrey would do everything in her power and then some to help diabetic students.

Quidditch would definitely raise blood sugar so friends of any diabetic players would keep an eye on them during and after the game.

Diabetic students using charms on their bags to make them lighter because they’re not just carrying around their books/parchment/quills but all sorts of supplies just in case. 

Umbridge would put students in detention for suffering from a low/high in her class after she wouldn’t let them treat the problem in the first place because she’d think they’re lying and or believe that it could wait until after her class was over. 

Trying to navigate meals without eating a ton of carbs and getting weird looks for it. 

Trying to not hurt Molly Weasley’s feelings but trying eat only food that won’t cause their blood sugar to spike too high.

After explaining to her about Diabetes, Molly taking it as a challenge to make good food that they could eat.

Diabetic students trying to not get frustrated with explaining Diabetes to people raised in the Wizarding world because if Muggles still don’t get it then how are they supposed to explain to people who are stuck in the Dark Ages.