#cordulia

[ifelten]

Grøn smaragdlibel (Cordulia aenea)

Downy Emerald (Cordulia aenea)

[panusenvy]

A Good Idea?

Last night, a text exchange with my concert buddy gal-pal Cordulia. She took over my eHarmony account and tried to get me dates, but gave up after a couple weeks of it.

Cordulia: I have the best idea. You should have a housewarming Halloween party. Yep! Do it!!

Me: (House) won’t be ready by then. Besides, why is this a good idea?!

Cordulia: Cause... It’s Halloween and a party and people get to see your new place. Alcohol and costumes... Need I say more?

Me: Yeah. You need say more. Who would be there in costumes?

Cordulia: Everyone! Mandatory!!

Me: I’m waiting to be convinced.

Cordulia: Girls in slutty costumes. Really?!?

Me: WHAT GIRLS?!? NO ONE KNOWS ANYONE!

Cordulia: Hehe... Couchsurfing! Now that you have a place.

Me: That’s your plan? Host only women on couchsufing and hope they happen to be in town for a party?

Cordulia: You can make an event on couchsurfing. And there really aren’t ANY single gals.

Me: Do you want to see the spreadsheet?

Cordulia: Hehe... No

Me: Or are you telling me there aren’t any?

Cordulia: No dates since your other friend took over (your eHarmony account)?

Cordulia: I don’t want to see the spreadsheets.

Me: Nope. He gave up shortly after too. None of you have the stomach for dating as me lulz

Me: Can’t accuse me of not being thorough. “If it’s not measured it’s not managed.”

Cordulia: Oh geez... Well you can’t give up.

Me: I’m waiting to be convinced.