#corey simps

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I've never understood why people thirst over British accents. Like I'd give anything not to have my fuckin Essex accent 🥺

Idk where essex is but it has sex in the name so therefore it is sexy

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I don’t think you all know that I was scrolling though my notes this morning, looking at all the affection and support I’m getting right now, and smiling like a fool. Because I was. Mwah, kisses 💕😭

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my british friend called me ‘my lovely’ and my heart exploded istg

British accents are 🥴🥴

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i wrote a poem for my crush in class and the teacher made me read it out and she said it was really good afterwards but she didn’t realise it was for her 🥴🥴🥴 and my friend anna (who knows abt the crush) was laughing during the whole thing and it was awkward...

A conversation I had with my best friend after I came out to her and told her about my crush:

Me: but like...she doesn’t like me so don’t worry about it! I’ll just die alone.

Her: so when she was staring at you and then randomly said “you have pretty eyes” that wasn’t flirting?

Me, already blushing: whAT

Her: WHEN RALEIGH SAID “wow I haven’t seen you smile in a while, are you and Naomi really that close?” THAT WASN’T CUTE?

Me: nO FURTHER QUESTIONS YOUR HONOR-

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honestly who wouldnt simp for you like ??? i hear silence -

Myself

Swvalfben thank you bb I’m-

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Dammit I’m a semi simp now

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I do be listening to it now and I’m kinda crying I’m- I love her so much (I’m sorry I’m being gross on main) she put a HEART BY IT DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING I-

The way I am too 🤡🤡

THAT PROBABLY MEANS SOMETHING THOUGH 👀👀

[kageyuji]

HI🤗 I jus wanted to say that your 'Winner Takes All' SMAU deserves all the chef kisses in the world.😘✌ I hope you have a great dayy!!

Ansjdjddbt thank you so much!! I’m a simp for Kenma tbh. I hope you have a great day too, remember to eat and drink!