#corgi armor

[silfoearts]

This Saturday’s stream was/is extra Saturday’y.

[poupon]

Excuse me, Citizen?

"Citizen, I'd like to ask you a few questions".

"Officer Battlecorgi, I'm rather busy at the moment".

"It'll only take a few moments of your time. There's been reports of a cat burgler around these parts. Word is that this criminal has a real taste for presents. I want you to take a look at this photo we managed to get of the thief in the act, and tell me if s/he looks familiar to you"

[file photo]

"No, officer. I haven't seen this cat in all my life. Just because I'm a cat do you think I know every other cat? That's suspiciously close to racial profiling. It would probably be best for your health if you stop asking so many questions. It seems so.... tiring. In fact, I think you might be getting sleeepppy"

"????"

"Very sleeeepppyyyy...."

"Such mind tricks won't work on me, fowl creature--yawn"

YOING

~~~HOURS AND A NAP LATER~~~

"DAMN YOU AND YOUR ARCANE MASTERY OF YOUR SINFUL CRAFT, CAT BURGLAR! wait where's my armor"

[poupon]

PROGRESS PICTURE AAAAAA

my dog is bad at posing and my phone bad at pictures but I assure you she looks very fierce when she's not being shy and retiring around cameras

Lotta fitting and attachin' of cinches, trimming of underbits and finishing of chest/leg pieces but before I'm done but for now enjoy this loose, breezy, unbound armor look for spring

[poupon]

THIS MAY  NOT LOOK LIKE IT but yes indeed what you see here is 1/2 of a battle corgi's armor. The might of the English army cannot stand against these sturdy and steadfast warriors, unless the English bring treats and royal laps to sit on in which case the corgi empire is boned. I'm going to finish the rest of it after dinner and then piece the whole shebang together with prayers and hope. Maybe string, too.

If metallic yarn exists, I'm going to crochet some chainmail for underneathsies, but no helmets either way because Corgitrain doesn't like that.