#corn husker

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Rosenthal Corn Husker

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Economy

Corn Husker: I can repair the jacket with thamaturgy for five silver.

Mod Mom Friend: I can repair it with mending for free.

Mod Meme Damage: Mod Mom Friend, you're ruining the economy

[jamesashtonisbae]

I feel like if I, as a Nebraskan, did not address this, I would be very upset with myself.

I went back and changed the town to Lewisville after naming it after my tiny hometown, but it would have been really funny to read “insert small nebraska town here” Corn Husker.

PS: I am a literal and actual Cornhusker/corn husker. GB-mother fuckin-R.

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My plan is to sit in the stands and wait for the opportunity to roach.

Corn Husker

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Mod Meme Damage, as an NPC: Okay, just as a quiz--how do you address the judge?

Corn Husker: Your honor

Mod Exasperated Sigh: Your majesty.

Mod Mom Friend, softly: Daddy.

Mod Rug Wrestler, wheezing: Daddy may I approach the bench??

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Roach Infestation Plan

Mod Meme Damage, as an NPC: So, how much do you know about court proceedings?

Corn Husker: I know they have to stop if there are roaches.

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I have mage hand. Kinda. Mage hand of roaches.

Corn Husker, a swarmkeeper Ranger

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The real murderer was lax building codes.

Corn Husker