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Cory: Do you want me to teach you a lesson?!

Yogi, Sarah, Missy, Darby, Dave, Jade, literally anyone who's not Riley, Maya, Farkle, Lucas, Zay or Smackle: Yes, that's what I've wanted the entire year!

[farklelucas]

i exist for one reason: to provide outdated memes

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Riley: Dave. That’s your name, right?

Dave: Yeah. We’ve had nine classes together. Since kindergarten.

Riley: ...Oh.

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Missy: I just ended a three year relationship.

Dave: Are you okay?

Missy: It’s okay, it wasn’t my relationship.

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Cory: Alright students, if you were a flower, what would you be?

Dave: I'd be a minimus camellia because no one knows I exist.

Cory: ...Very educated!

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Dave [singing quietly to himself]: Hands touching hands… reaching out, touching me, touching you

Charlie: SWEEEEET CAROLINE

Yogi: *busts through the wall* BA BA BAAA

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Yogi: Hey do you think babies can commit crimes?

Dave: No, of course not.

Charlie [offended]: What about Boss Baby?

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Dave: I’m a bottom. I can’t do this.

The drivers ed instructor: For the last time, I don’t know what that means. I’m just trying to teach you to parallel park.