is this fandom alive

i love gmw so much, i would kiss it on the face. so i just post some totally true quotes instead.

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Riley: What's it called when you're so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn't feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore? Farkle: Depersonalization. Zay: Locking in. Maya: Thursday.

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Maya, walking in on Riley and Lucas kissing: What the actual fuck? Oh, you sick, sick bastards. Riley: Listen, Maya... Maya: This is incest! Lucas: No, it's not. Maya: Yes it is, Huckleberry. Lucas: We're not related. Maya: Oh, and that makes it okay, I suppose? Lucas: Well, it makes it not incest.

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Riley: I need feminism because when Jesus does a magic trick, it's a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick, she gets burned at the stake. Farkle: I mean they did also kill Jesus. That was a pretty significant thing that happened. Like, I understand where you're coming from here but they very much did kill Jesus.

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Maya: I know Krav Maga. Zay: Cool. I don't know who that is but he sounds very protective of you.

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Lucas: Hey Missy! Riley: No! There's no "Hey Missy!" We don't like Missy! Lucas: Got it. Eat a dick, Missy!

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Maya: Can I do anything to fix my grade? Cory: Are you kidding me? It's May. Maya: Oh, okay. May I do anything to fix my grade?

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so the exciting news is that i've been gathering good incorrect quotes for gmw for around a year and drafting them and the renewed gmw discourse kind of got me inspired to queue them! the bad news is that it will only last until around august for now :( but it'll be added to if i think of any more! hope you all enjoy the next few months of incorrect gmw quotes!

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Maya: You know those girls that are, like, confident?

Riley: Yeah, I hate them.

Smackle: Me too.

Maya: I just pretended to be one of them. Okay, I walked right up to him and decided to be that bitch.

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Zay: He can apologize to me in hell!

Riley: Why are you going to hell?

Zay: I love gossip and I don't really care about the environment.

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Zay: Lucas is the hot one so go for it.

Maya: What?

Zay: I'm clean. I cooked. I loved that story about your great-grandmother who was suffering...

Maya: She was a suffragette.

Zay: Whatever. The point is you're gonna fall for the guy with the abs and let the guy with personality get away.

Lucas: Law of the jungle.

Maya: You think I'd drop a guy I like because a slightly more handsome guy is in the room?

Lucas: Slightly?

Zay: You heard her.

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Riley: Are you laughing at that video of Farkle getting hurt?

Maya: No...

Maya: I'm laughing at the comments.

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Riley and Maya: [crying at the bay window]

Zay: [walks in and starts crying too]

Maya: Why are you crying?

Zay: I just like being a part of things!

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Riley: Can you imagine not being human and living out your days as a weeping willow? Beautiful? By the water Unburdened? Ideal.

Maya: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

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Girl Meets Permanent Record

Maya: Right now, I’m doing super well in school. I’m gonna be the velociraptor.

Cory: Are you trying to say valedictorian?

Maya: …No!

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Isadora: Riley, since you’re leaving, I’d like to make a toast. [raises glass] Bye.

Riley: Oh my god, that was perfect.

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Maya: Someone said something that almost triggered my fight-or-fight response.

Riley: You mean “fight or flight.”

Maya: No. I’m not a flippin’ bird, Riley.

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Zay: Oh damn, Zay!

Isadora: Did you just “Oh damn” yourself?

Zay: Someone had to.