Ok so after seeing CCGW I’ve had a lot of thoughts about Dennis and his friendship journal and why he’s more anxious than usual on this show and I’ve come up with reasons why and how the Cornley dynamics changed in this show so… join me in fiction if you will… (Long rambling headcanon-y post about Dennis and CCGW under the cut) :
So it’s been established that Dennis originally lived at home and commuted in each day during TPTGW and then later moved in with Robert just before TGWS era and Robert used to drive Dennis to rehearsals.
I think Dennis liked living with Robert, sure he was grumpy at times but they would watch movies together and Robert would always make sure to buy Dennis’s safe foods and he’d make them dinner, and Lucy would come over to play board games with Dennis and I think he really got used to the routine of it all and he saw Robert as a sort of older brother/father figure (I personally think Dennis considers all of the CPDS as his family and especially sees Robert and Chris as father figures and I think he sees Max and Trevor as big brothers too.)
Anyway, I think Dennis was content with this living arrangement and routine, maybe he wanted a bit more independence but I don’t think he would want to change it drastically so it caught my attention in CCGW when Dennis said he had a job and was taking the bus to rehearsals and was shown to be more anxious than usual in the show. Also his friendship journal and how desperate he was to hang out with his friends, surely Robert would still be having movie nights and dinner with him during the week if they were still living together?
Which led me to think that Dennis has moved out of Robert’s flat and lives on his own now, and it could be for the simple reason that he wanted more independence but I think Dennis likes being near his friends and I don’t think he’d want to move out on his own and change his routine. So I started thinking about why that might happen and then I thought about about Robert and Fleance and it all sort of made sense in my head… that Robert asked Dennis to move out because he wanted to spend more time with Fleance.
Hear me out - we know Robert is competitive and jealous, I think he was sad enough at Denise leaving and not getting to spend enough time with his son but once Denise remarried/got another partner, Robert became more desperate to prove to Fleance that he was a better dad. Maybe Fleance got cool gifts from his stepdad, maybe he got a room makeover or he got to stay over at his stepdad’s house more and it made Robert more desperate to impress his son (hence wanting to play Scrooge so badly in CCGW).
So I think Robert thought it would be great if he could give Fleance his own room at his place and also he’d look like a better dad if he didn’t have a flatmate around, so he asks Dennis if he would want to move out and get his own place, and he persuades him to find a job and helps him find a flat. Dennis wasn’t sure at first but when he heard Robert was doing it because he wanted to be a good father to his son, he agreed and went along with it because Robert was his friend and he wanted to help him. Robert promised to still have their movie nights and game nights as usual and Dennis was happy about that.
I truly believe Robert didn’t mean to abandon Dennis, he just got sidetracked by trying to do right by his son and he accidentally left him out. He made plans with Dennis but had to cancel them because he was trying to seeing Fleance and slowly they drifted apart. I don’t think Dennis blamed him, but he did internalise it as people not wanting to hang out with him and thinking he was the problem (I’m making myself sad now) and he struggled adjusting to new routines and he missed his friends. He also started a new job and did really well, I think he puts his all into it and tries really hard but forgets things or gets overwhelmed at times and struggles to make friends, and his coworkers don’t understand or support him the way the Cornley lot do. This routine change probably happened in between shows so he didn’t have anyone else to hang out with at the theatre (hence the friendship journal) and the others didn’t know he was struggling until he turned up to the auditions for CCGW.
And he was trying so hard - he’d learnt all the lines for his character only for Chris to tell him it was the wrong character, he messed up his task of looking after the pens on the bus, rehearsals were rushed and Chris shouted at him and he got even more stressed about not knowing his lines. I think he maybe went to hide in the costume cupboard during a break and Vanessa found him and calmed him down, and Annie noticed how stressed he was and helped him with his lines which is why she had some of his lines written inside her costume. Trevor notices Dennis is more nervous than usual and helps him with his lines, paints them onto the set and on the props and really helps him out and it makes Dennis feel a lot calmer. (Trevor goes to hug Dennis after the review comes out and he’s so happy, it’s a really sweet moment which is why I think Trevor was a really good friend to Dennis and looked out for him during this show. I also think Annie yelled at Robert for being a shit friend to Dennis and told him that if he couldn’t be a good father he could at least be a good friend to Dennis and a better friend to Chris, and I think it really hit home for him.)
I think after Fleance left at the interval he realised his efforts may have been in vain and started to take into account what he’d been doing to gain his son’s approval. I think Jonathan has a chat with him at the afterparty and reminds him that he doesn’t need to do all these grand gestures to prove he’s a good father to Fleance, he just has to be there for him and love him and that’s enough. I do think Robert has a sobering moment of realising this and accepting it, and I have a headcanon that when he next sees Fleance he apologises for making a fool of himself in the play and that he’s trying to be better, and I think Fleance actually says he enjoyed the play and thought he was funny in it, and it was his mum that made them leave at the interval even though he’d wanted to stay. (This is if Fleance is like 8 or 9 years old, I think he’d be more embarrassed of his dad if he were a teenager but I just want Robert to have a redemption arc with his son and to have him look up to him and bring him to rehearsals and be really proud of him! (I don’t want a repeat of Henley and Gregothy 😭😭😭))
Sorry another tangent, ANYWAY -
At the afterparty Robert apologises to Dennis and promise to have their movie night and games night routines back and spend more time together, and Dennis gives him a big hug. Everyone fills out dates in Dennis’s friendship diary - Max and Sandra have him over to theirs for a weekly gaming night and cook him dinner, Annie and Vanessa invite him to join their lunch catchups, Robert plans their movie nights and cinema trips with Lucy, Trevor has him help with more things at the theatre as long as it doesn’t involve power tools, Jonathan offers to help him with acting tips and ways to build his confidence and public speaking which really helps, maybe Chris even invites him over to watch TV (Dennis watches TV while Chris writes new scripts, they both enjoy the shared company in silence).
Maybe Dennis stays in his own flat or maybe he moves back in with Robert but his friendship journal has never been more full (Sandra jokes he has a busier social calendar than her). Dennis has his friends back and they make sure to always include him in everything and make sure he knows how much they love him, and he’s happy again. He still forgets his lines and gets nervous onstage, but he knows his friends have his back, they always do.
(Please let me know your own thoughts on Dennis and CCGW, if you have any theories or headcanons - I couldn’t stop thinking about this and went into too much detail but please feel free to add your own thoughts!!)
Note: This is just my personal headcanon about the Cornley Polytechnic Drama Society and mostly limited to the the televised shows and specials. This scrambled rearrangement is mostly based on the rivalry between Chris and Robert and the development of Max, Sandra, Dennis and Lucy. I'm also choosing to ignore the specific year from the digital camera dates that appear in Peter Pan Goes Wrong and A Christmas Carol Goes Wrong. There will be SPOILERS. Here's my YouTube playlist for this Timeline if you want to binge them all first:
Special thanks to @the-irrelevant-trumpeter for posting the lore-filled programs of the stage plays as well as other Cornley lore! 😁 They were really fun to read and very helpful even if I have simply settled for cherry-picking what best fits in with my own headcanon.
THE MURDER AT HAVERSHAM MANOR (a.k.a. The Play That Goes Wrong)
I haven't seen The Play That Goes Wrong in full, but I have seen the excerpt from the 2015 Royal Variety Performance and have read up on it so I know the backstory.
Chris Bean's directorial debut; first CPDS production for actors Jonathan Harris, Max Bennett and Dennis Tyde, as well as Trevor Watson (lighting and sound operator); Sandra Wilkinson is the leading lady; stage manager Annie Twilloil becomes Sandra's understudy; Robert Grove is the longest-serving member of the CPDS.
The play was funded by Max's inheritance.
Jonathan and Sandra start dating.
Annie officially joins the cast.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Vanessa Wilcock-Wynn-Carroway joins the CPDS.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
The CPDS lands the Play of the Week gig (thanks to Max and his Aunt who runs the BBC).
PLAY OF THE WEEK (a.k.a. The Goes Wrong Show) has many episodes, although we only see a dozen of them. The show is filmed in front of a studio audience in Cornley but broadcast nationwide by the BBC.
The Pilot - is NOT the pilot episode of the series. Dennis plays a fax machine. Max goofs off with his character's entrance.
The Lodge - Halloween special. Dennis is cast as a mounted deer head with a single line. Max goofs off even after his character has died.
The Spirit of Christmas - Christmas special. "This is not your best work, Chris." Dennis plays Rudolf (deer head costume from The Lodge is reused). Max has limited screen time, but does a better performance as the dad. Sandra seems genuinely upset that she can't perform alongside Jonathan, who got stuck inside the chimney set piece (though, to be fair, their elf characters are supposed to be a dynamic duo, so she's left performing two-person numbers on her own).
Robert gets drunk on set (due to a break up) and mentions that the show tends to receive a lot of complaint letters that they simply burn in bonfires. I imagine that the hate mail comes from fans of the playwrights whose plays are being adapted, tuning in to watch proper performances, only to be met with disastrous "mockeries". Other complaints come from "serious" actor/writer/director types unimpressed by the company's work, whether adapted or original (much to Chris' chagrin), and parents upset over the unfortunate wardrobe malfunctions and dialogue flubs that happen from time to time.
A Trial to Watch - The first legal drama performed by the CPDS... Although not the first one they've been involved in. Dennis gets a starring role (again) but struggles with his lines (again). Max goofs off while playing a corpse (again). First appearance of Robert's niece, Lucy Grove, in a non-speaking role as a background character.
Harper's Locket - Max plays the leading man and gives a good performance, but mistakes Chris' dialogue for stage directions in one scene. Robert accidentally finds and reads Max's "Dr. Frog" script which further lowers his opinion of Max. Sandra (the leading lady) refuses to kiss Max at the play's conclusion.
Despite the amount of hate mail they receive, the CPDS' (unintentional) comedic mishaps steadily builds a dedicated fandom that wins them the BBC Community Choice Award (the voter's wanting to see them mess up that year's Christmas production). They are selected to perform Peter Pan live in the BBC studios with David Suchet as narrator.
PETER PAN (Goes Wrong)
Jonathan, after frequently getting stuck and hidden by doors and set pieces, finally gets his time to shine on stage as Peter Pan.
For some reason, it's decided that Vanessa should temporarily join the backstage crew (to help out with the risky flight scenes) instead of the more experienced Annie, who ends up playing both Mrs. Darling and Liza the maid in the opening scene as well as Tinkerbell later on.
Actually, maybe there was a good reason why Vanessa was mostly backstage in this production. There was a public outcry over the fact that she nearly stuck Trevor with a meat thermometer on camera during "Harper's Locket". She wasn't going to, of course, she only planned on miming her character's scripted actions. Due to this (and pressure from the higher-ups), Chris was forced to temporarily suspend her from acting among the cast, moving her to the backstage crew instead... Which was awkward for her and Trevor. While he understands that he was quite safe from the meat thermometer, Vanessa did still sprinkle actual pepper on his butt in the same episode.
Lucy (serving as Vanessa's substitute in the main cast) reluctantly appears in her first speaking role as Tootles the Lost Boy.
Chris opts to use a headset to feed lines to Dennis.
During pre-production, Chris and Robert accidentally record audio of themselves making fun of Jonathan and Sandra's relationship, plus Max's acting skills and his crush on Sandra. The audio is accidentally played during the performance to the embarrassment of all involved.
In the musical number "World of Make-Believe" it's obvious that Max and Sandra are lip-syncing to pre-recorded singing, but Dennis sings all his lines live (perhaps implying that Chris acknowledges that he has a great singing voice)... although this specific number would have benefitted from letting Dennis pre-record his correct lines.
Annie gets electrocuted and then revived. Still confused, she ends up kissing Jonathan while he helps her change her costume. He kisses her back. Sandra walks in on them and breaks up with Jonathan, but doesn't blame Annie.
Max saves Sandra from the collapsing set in the climax. Since she's recently single, they start dating.
David Suchet gets knocked out so Lucy, having gained more confidence throughout the performance despite her increasing number of injuries, takes over as narrator and concludes the play on an upbeat (if problematic) note.
PLAY OF THE WEEK
The show manages to stay afloat despite the Peter Pan disaster.
Ninety Degrees - Dennis' dad is hired to build the set, but mistake's the title of the play as part of the instructions, building one section sideways and another upside down. Dennis (perhaps encouraged by his father's involvement in the production) has much less trouble with his lines (at least until he gets confused by Vanessa's American-accented pronunciation of "beer") but still struggles with his characterization of a man paralyzed from the waist down. Max doesn't even bother goofing off as he has to act on a dangerous set. Robert gives dialogue to the mechanical dog he's operating. He later shoplift's from the canteen, though since he's "working under [Chris'] instruction", it's the director who gets arrested.
There Is No Escape - Dennis is cast as a character's bird sidekick, mistaking Max's helpful instruction to make "caw, caw" noises for "car, car" and ends up vroom-vrooming throughout the play. Robert tries to add a child character (played by himself) who wasn't even in the script. Lucy returns in a role that's important to the overall plot, but her performance is hindered by Robert's micromanaging. When he instructs her to draw emotion from the time "you soiled yourself at your ballet recital", she audibly reminds him that he was the one who soiled himself. The plot twist of The Empire Strike's Back gets spoiled by the cast in the climax.
The Nativity - Christmas special. The BBC has refused to further fund Play of the Week. Brookshaw Corporate Finance steps in under the condition that they get advertised throughout the play. Combined with the CPDS' usual mishaps the play ends up being offensively hypocritical and Biblically innacurate.
Summer Once Again - The show seems to have regained BBC funding, but complaints over the botched Nativity play have provided Robert with the opportunity to stage a coup and replace Chris as director. Obsessed with staging a zero-mistakes performance of an epic, generational story that's too long for their time slot, Robert forces the cast the perform the opening scene thrice which in turn forces all of them to speed through the rest of the play in just a few minutes.
The Most Lamentable... - A play written by Simon Shakespeare, the much less known cousin of Colin Shakespeare. Chris, having been re-elected as director, punishes Robert by casting him in non-speaking roles. Robert still insists on giving himself dialogue. Max, playing Chris' identical-in-every-way twin, uses the opportunity to force the director to do silly voices. Sandra, who's always had a tendency to look straight at the audience to give them a good look at her face, is cast as the fourth-wall-breaking narrator. Annie, playing the King of England, powers through a wardrobe malfunction by adding fantasy elements via dialogue. Vanessa finally reaches her limit with Dennis' mistakes (and his freaky improvised song).
The Cornley Drama Festival (Part 1) - In order to prevent another coup, Chris lets each member of the cast contribute a segment that showcases their unique skills. Robert gives an acting masterclass that only serves to insult his castmates' skills and Trevor's contributions behind the scenes. Chris gets sprayed with tear gas in the process. Sandra noticeably takes the time to comfort Chris after the incident. Max has a fun time directing and performing a literal kitchen sink drama which Sandra happily participates in. (Italicized text is now retroactive foreshadowing) Vanessa steps out of her comfort zone to try and lead the cast in an improv segment where she accidentally proposes to Dennis (who believes she's being serious) . Chris leads the reluctant cast in performing a ballet.
The Cornley Drama Festival (Part 2) - Sandra leads the cast in a radio drama that's too focused on praising her own voice acting. Dennis writes, directs and stars in the legendary zero-mistakes play "Toothpaste £1.69". He takes the time to thank Trevor for the special effects. Annie leads the cast in a bawdy 70s farce that ends with most of them getting incapacitated, leaving Jonathan to perform an ensemble musical number on his own.
A CHRISTMAS CAROL (Goes Wrong)
This special is canonically dated as happening one year after Peter Pan Goes Wrong. I'm choosing to place it last in this Headcanon Timeline since (in the current absence of a Season 3 for The Goes Wrong Show) it serves as a much more satisfying conclusion than "The Cornley Drama Festival (Part 2)"... in my opinion.
Banned from returning to the BBC Studios, the CPDS get Vanessa to apply as a receptionist in order to help them infiltrate and take over their production of A Christmas Carol starring Sir Derek Jacobi.
Chris replaces Jacobi as Scrooge and refuses to give up the role to Robert, who spends the rest of the production trying to incapacitate and replace him.
One of Annie's daughters is brought along to play the newly added character of Orphan Child Jane.***
Annie helps Dennis remember his lines by strategically writing them all over the sets.
Sandra gets her aunt, Dame Diana Rigg, to narrate over the phone. She also delivers better and more focused performances in her multiple roles here than she did in Play of the Week.
Jonathan struggles to stay on set due to his heavy Jacob Marley costume. Although he does successfully open a door in an earlier scene (as a different character).
Lucy happily rejoins the cast as Tiny Tim, but is accidentally knocked out by Robert.
During a faulty green screen sequence, camera footage from Dennis' birthday party is played showing Sandra telling Annie that she doesn't want to be dating Max anymore and is planning to tell him after their performance.
This leaves Max heartbroken, affecting his performances as young Scrooge and the Ghost of Christmas Present.
In another green screen fail during the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come sequence, more footage is shown of Chris seemingly kissing Sandra and planning to use his performance as Scrooge as a stepping stone to move forward with his career and cut ties with the CPDS, calling them a "bunch of freaks".
Sandra remains unaware of all this as she stands ready at a different section of the set.
Chris realizes his mistake and apologizes to the rest of the team, even offering the role of Scrooge to Robert.
Jacobi and the rest of the BBC team manage to chase the CPDS out of the studio, only for them to return after continuing to film outside with stolen cameras. (In the process, Robert declares Chris his understudy and recasts him as Scrooge.)
The CPDS run into Vanessa at the reception desk and request to be permitted into the studio. Unable to break character without implicating herself on camera, Vanessa pretends not to know them and promptly leaves the premises when Trevor triggers a fire alarm.
They manage to mostly finish their production, with Dennis helping Chris to remember his lines, when Sandra announces that she has something to say to Max. Trevor shows the cast the rest of the digicam footage from Dennis' party, revealing that Chris was actually kissing Robert's sister who just happened to be wearing the same kind of dress as Sandra.
Sandra proposes to Max, who happily accepts.
Derek Jacobi returns and complains about how the CPDS have ruined Christmas again, referring specifically to last year's production (in this Headcanon Timeline, he's referring to The Nativity rather than Peter Pan). Diana Rigg intervenes to let Sandra continue with her proposal.
Lucy returns to deliver her final line as Tiny Tim (smacking Robert with a door in the process).
*** It's never stated that the little girl who plays Orphan Child Jane is Annie's daughter, so this really is just a headcanon of mine based on the tidbit from the program of Peter Pan Goes Wrong (stage version) that Annie has two kids named Frangipani and Ylang Ylang. Based on the flower names, I assume they're both girls.
Now, the little girl suddenly disappears when Derek Jacobi returns to the set with security, so I just imagine that, during the chaos, Annie instructed her to flee towards Vanessa, who then instructs her to sit and wait in one of the lobby chairs until the rest of the team is finished (which is why she's offscreen when the team reenters and approaches the reception desk).
Trevor triggers the fire alarm, emptying the Christmas Carol studio and allowing Annie's daughter to escape the building with Vanessa (who we DO see waving multiple people over to the exit).
Also, I love how the rest of the team just take the opportunity to reenter the studio, but Dennis just keeps looking at Vanessa as she exits.
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Other thoughts (February 20, 2026):
The "agent" that convinced Chris that playing Scrooge would give him enough exposure to get a part in an advert wasn't a real talent agent. It was a weirdo Play of the Week fan who was upset over the show's cancellation (after the Cornley Drama Festival 2-parter) and wanted to get revenge on the BBC by sending the CPDS themselves to disrupt that year's official Christmas special.
While talking to Robert's sister about leaving the CPDS, Chris tells her that "We'll never have to work with this bunch of freaks again." I have now decided that Robert's sister is the CPDS' go-to defense attorney. (Disclaimer: I've never been to Law School) Her first time defending the company was done as a favor to her older brother (I imagine her as the youngest Grove sibling, the eldest being Lucy's dad). She meets Chris in the process. She's defended them several more times after that.
I'm gonna call her Carla Rebecca Grove and pretend she's the inspiration for both Carl McKennon and Becky Sandhurst in "A Trial to Watch". The play itself was a CPDS original written as a tribute to her, although she made them promise not to mention this fact as she's fully aware of how their plays usually turn out and doesn't want her name attached even more than it already is. While she's really good at her job (getting the company off at best and community service at worst), she does get annoyed by how frequently they do stuff that would need her help in the first place.
While she's disappointed in the person that Robert grew up to be, she does have happy memories of him from her childhood. Since he's closer in age to her they had more opportunities to play games together. Carla also has a good relationship with Lucy. After Lucy's parents got divorced, Carla made sure to remain a steady presence in her niece's life. She even threatened to sue Chris after he insisted that Lucy (as Tootles) should walk the plank in Peter Pan despite being in a wheelchair at the time. Chris tries to make it up to the ladies by treating them to a nice dinner (Robert's not invited). Lucy, not really wanting Chris to get into trouble over the incident (and feeling empathy for how he was treated by audience) also encourages her aunt not to go through with the lawsuit, saying that they couldn't afford to go off-script at the play's climax, how it was all an accident and even speaking favorably of Chris' directing style ("He's not as bad as Robert"). Carla is appeased and even finds herself agreeing to another dinner with just Chris.
Carla still helps the team out after their Christmas Carol takeover. After many closed-door meetings and a public outpouring of support from the Cornley Drama Society's fandom, she manages to come to a settlement with the BBC and Derek Jacobi that results in a.) the Christmas Carol incident being marketed on home video as an intentional parody with celebrity guest stars and b.) Play of the Week getting renewed for another season. Although, this time they've opted to market it as Plays That Go Wrong and just letting Cornley do their thing make it Play of the Month, allowing the team more time to rehearse and prepare their props and sets (these guys deserve a win).
do you know if trevor's band actually based in any sort of canon or is it just more gws fanon that's just incredibly widespread?
Yes, Trevor's band is canon! It is mentioned in his bio from The Play That Goes Wrong's programme, dating at least back to 2014. And I believe the info is still the same in current programmes. His metal band is called Amoeba.
You can also check out the rest of the program here
Huge thanks to @the-irrelevant-trumpeter for confirming this info! And if you have any more cornley questions, I highly rec asking them - they have a great knowledge of cornley lore :)
Do you have any headcanons for how/ what order they all joined, or their ages in relation to each other? Usually if it isn't stated I assume the characters are the same ages as the actors, but in this case I can't even find that out for half of them!
I'll leave my tl;dr lists here and my reasoning below the cut for anyone interested!
Order they joined: Robert > Sandra > Annie > Chris > Dennis > Max + Trevor > Lucy > Jonathan > Vanessa
Age: Robert > Annie > Trevor > Chris > Dennis > Jonathan > Sandra > Max > Vanessa > Lucy [edit: I swapped max and Sandra]
This post is a really good breakdown of each characters history within cornley gathered from programs/playbills (which can be found in my #mischief playbills and #mischief programs tags). (thank you @reallyhardy it’s a very useful post!!)
According to this post they 'try so hard to make out like the characters aren't all the same age' but obviously are played by actors of the same age so it's a bit dependent on how you want to take it.
That said I've managed to work out some sort of order for when they each joined the group - this could be reflective of their ages too but also there's very little to suggest this
So I can say with some confidence that Robert was the first of the cornley gang to join. (40 productions since 2002 with them I have absolutely no idea how many shows they do each year this could be upwards of 4 shows a year or they just put 10 on one year for the lols) Followed by Sandra (interestingly, where Sandra had 11 acting credits and Chris 6, Chris was elected head of the group). I can then say Annie and Chris both joined around the same time (as of TPTGW Chris had 6 acting credits and Annie had been crew for 3 years so presuming they do 2 shows a year they joined at the same time however the number of shows they put on is very unclear leading me to think Annie may have joined just before Chris). I can confidently say Max and Trevor joined after those 4 (it's stated that tptgw was Max's first year and apparently Trevor said he never wanted to work with them again leading me to believe it was his first time experiencing CDS). Then I would say confidently that Lucy joined after those 6. Then I would say Vanessa joined last, possibly once they changed from cornley polytechnic drama society to just cornley Drama Society (though I'm not 100% certain of the timeline)
Dennis and Jonathan are very difficult. Jonathan seems to have very little information about him based on my personal feelings I would put him about the same time as Lucy simply because PPGW is the first time I can remember seeing them both. Dennis apparently couldn't get into any other societies but I truly do not know where to place him. I'd like to put him quite late on because of how much he struggles but I truly do not know, he moves in with Robert eventually so I would argue he had been there for a while. Maybe somewhere between Chris and Max+Trevor?
Age becomes more difficult since you can go to uni at any age and courses vary in length. Seemingly Robert wasn't a student, once again placing him at the top age-wise. I'd then put Annie due to her odd backstory involving a husband and 2 children for which I'd assume she'd have to have lived for at least a few years past 18. Then Trevor because apparently PPGW was his final year at uni for the 3rd time running. Then I'd put Chris followed by Dennis then Jonathan based purely on vibes tbh(if anyone could find evidence to prove or disprove I would be eternally grateful!) then Max (tptgw was his first year I believe so I'm saying he's relatively young) [edit: I'm swapping max and Sandra, if tptgw was Max's first year and Sandra had already been there for 11 shows I'd say she's older than him] I'd put Sandra [4th] from the youngest because apparently she won a child's beauty pagent thing in 1998 making me think she's about Lucy's age (considering Robert was working at cornley 4 years later in 2002), followed by Vanessa because I still feel like Lucy is somewhat younger than the rest of them. I would place Lucy solidly at the bottom (she's seemingly significantly younger than Robert, though she may be similar in age to the likes of Max and Sandra if you believe there to be a large age gap between Robert and the rest of the group).
What if Dennis' weird continuation of the song "Bonny Peggy Ramsey" in "The Most Lamentable..." wasn't him improvising but rather a rare occasion of him successfully reciting his lines from memory? What if he DID manage to memorize what was written on his prop scroll before it caught fire? Unfortunately, Robert had already swapped out the proper version of the song for the infamous goose version. 🤔
Headcanon: Dennis wrote his own cue cards for the Marooner's Rock scene in Peter Pan. He figured that his own handwriting would be easier to read... It took him a while longer to realize that he could better utilize the space if he just wrote a bit smaller.
Vanessa was the one talking to him in the headset (BBC version). Except for the whole "No! No! No! Don't repeat that, you idiot!" bit. That was Chris.
