#corntent

[notahorseindisguise]

i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"

and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."

and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.

[gayteensupreme]

c o r n t e n t

i call this one "corntemplation"

[tin-cast]

Cornifest Destiny - Oil on canvas 1869

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

corn or whatever idk I’m not notahorseindisguise

[hellsitehypehouse]

it is raining loudly and lightninging loudly and thubderinging loudly. he doesnt like it very much. #vent. am i cat? maybe.

[notahorseindisguise]

I'm so sorry you're hurting yourself like this. You're clearly an autistic young woman. I hope you get the help you need ❤️

thank you so much!! i really needed this encouragement. it means so much to hear you call me a woman, especially since im a cisgender male.

i will get the help i need! ill look into hormone replacement therapy and become the beautiful autistic young woman you see inside me!!

[notahorseindisguise]

gary larson this is one BANGER of a comic, thank you.

[notahorseindisguise]

calculator wrapped

you put simple maths problems you should know the answer to into the calculator a total of 5430 times!

of those, your favourite was: 7*6! (the answer is 42)

you giggled at funny numbers being on the calculator a total of 420 times! 

421 times now!

your favourite number on the calculator overall was: 8008135! 

you still have no idea what over half of the buttons do!

your most calculated genre this year was: division!

we look forward to a great 2023! please learn your times tables.