Writing away the world

Hi there! You can call me Cat, Achlys, or any nickname your heart desires | 17 | she/they | Bisexual disaster and general disaster Welcome to my patch of void, i tend to keep all my general chaos here. Feel free to explore. You'll find fandom stuff, random pieces of poetry and writing, and me talking with my mutuals. Enjoy! 

[spinninghunkofspacerock]

I could write whole essays about the most pointless shit, I could spend all my money going to meet famous people I barely know of just to say hi, I could smile at strangers on the bus, i could buy one of everything in the supermarket that catches my eye and invent a world for my dinner, I could drown in the endless void of being human and alive and the rareness of it all even happening

or I could be smart, sensible, safe, plan ahead and stay afloat

why do I have to choose between life and living?

[queercapybaraii]

broooo

they hit the podcast pentagon

[spacizia]

that weird guy from archives who dumped an entire conspiracy on you (except he’s right)

[spunxter]

is it just me or does colin give off a certain clive schill glow

[keeper-of-the-lost-books]

Girlies listening to descriptions of the most horrifying things you’ve ever heard in their favorite podcast

(It’s me I’m girlies)

[buildoblivion]

shoutout to tmagp for immediately coming up with an even more deranged filing system than Jon’s

[confused-alot]

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD AN ARCHIVIST

[demigodoreo]

<3 Sejanus Plinth my beloved <3

[meteors-lotr]

Bard totally thought Bilbo and Thorin were married

I’m back on my bs

So I remembered yesterday that the dwarves like totally lied straight to Bard’s face when they first met him, saying that they were going across the lake cause they were visiting their relatives in the iron hills. Now who knows how much of that he believed, but ya know, he didn’t ask many questions at least

So sure, cool. Couple of dwarves traveling between the blue mountains and the iron hills, nothing strange about that, they’re dwarves. But amongst the bearded little dudes, there’s a Hobbit. Hobbits, who famously rarely travel anywhere, much less as far as the iron hills. What is he doing so far from home?

But since none of the dwarves said anything akin to “Also this hobbit is traveling with us, just for convenience”, then it must mean that the hobbit is with them. Apart of the group, apart of the family. And unless one of these dwarves have adopted the little dude, which would be highly unlikely, he must be apart of the family in some other way. And what’a the most common way to enter a family? Marriage.

So the Hobbit, Bilbo as he introduces himself as, is probably married to one of the dwarves. But who? Well, he’s seen standing very close to the brooding one with dark hair and short beard. The brooding dwarf in fact rarely leaves his side, always standing on the ready to protect the little one.

And in the town square, when the brooding one (Thorin, rightful king of Erebor) needs someone to vouch for him, who is the first to pipe up but the hobbit, speaking highly of the young king, with adoration and hope in his eyes.

But not only did Bard probably think the two were married, no he also probably thought he was witnessing their divorce first hand on top of the wall of Erebor. Probably one of the weirdest couples he’s ever met, and his town had the unibrow guy hooking up with Stephen Fry.

[loveridden1999]

[duskerus]

⚠️TMA S4-5 SPOILERS ⚠️

One way or another. Together.

[i-am-the-hero-alfred-jones]

Bilbo: *complaining to Gandalf* I don't think Thorin likes me very much. . . He's just given me a few pretty gems and braided my hair. . . Thorin: *complaining to Gandalf* I don't think Bilbo likes me very much, he's just given me a whole bunch of little trinkets and keeps bringing me homemade snacks and baked goods . . . Gandalf: *who knows both of these men have basically proposed to each other without the other realizing it* That's a damn shame. . . If only you could find someone who loved you. . .

[soupguuy]

diversity win! That weird man clearly haunted by Horrors is gay!

[loonexists]

Sometimes (very offen) I think about that nice old couple in the end of S1.

Like imagine you're just living your quiet life with your beloved and then suddenly there's a gay man showing up taking your car to follow his 'boyfriend' who he had a 'lovers tiff' with and then he's NEVER seen again. Like did he even return the car?? I don't think so??? So from these people's perspective Gordon's just out there chilling with their car being gay and evil.

I just find it so amusing I can't help it

[pepis-room]

warren godby

[siltslut]

“kill them with kindness” WRONG. cryopod 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️

[aqukana]

the part where they cut off the games to broadcast the president's son died with "an important life was taken today" SECONDS AFTER watching a pile of dead district children was chilling