#corpidicarta

[tiniestlouie]

@corpidicarta I haven’t seen it yet but apparently there is a photo where the baby is in the car with him

[aaronexplainsitall]

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Bolognese is too pure for her

What about pizza with pineapple on it? I know you think that’s the devil’s cuisine so perhaps it’d be more fitting.  

[apaethy]

italian food discourse

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ENGLISH: Checco: So let me get this straight. You came to Italy, tasted our cuisine, and then you thought to open an Italian restaurant here [in Norway]? Restaurant Owner: Yes. C.: And how do you cook this spaghettino here? R.: Take water. Put pasta. Turn on the stove. Thirty minutes…. muà! C.: And I usually boiled the water first… what an idiotic piece of shit I am! R.: Do you want anything else? C.: Yes, yes… a screwdriver and a ladder.

R.: What is he doing?! What is he doing?! C.: You don’t write Italian in vain!! Viking!! You’re a Viking!

ITALIAN: Checco: Quindi, fammi capire. Tu sei venuto in Italia, hai assaggiato la nostra cucina, e poi hai pensato di aprire un ristorante italiano qui [in Norvegia]? Ristoratore: Sì. C.: E senti un po’… come lo cucini questo spaghettino qui? R.: Prendi acqua. Metti pasta. Accendi fuoco. Trenta minuti… muà! C.: Io invece la facevo bollire… pensa che stronzo! R.: Dopo volete altro? C.: Sì, sì… un cacciavite e una scala.

R.: Ma cosa fa?! Ma cosa fa?! C.: Non si scrive l’Italia invano!! Vichingo!! Sei un vichingo!

[buscandoelparaiso]

The timing is VERY bad but yesterday we filmed another video after one kind anon requested a ‘do my makeup challenge’. Since we received a few questions and we felt chatty (as usual), we included a bit of random chat and a game of never have i ever.

The video was veeeery long so I had to cut bits and bobs, this is the very best. I hope you enjoy it, it was just for a good laugh.

Thanks to everyone who submitted asks, thanks for following us, thanks if you endure 20 minutes of this video, you are very brave ahaha

@corpidicarta @lattebiscotti

[buscandoelparaiso]

✨✨✨✨ We have a winner so in the next hours @lattebiscotti and @corpidicarta and I are going to film a challenge 🤗 thank you for submitting questions ans suggestions, I hope you like it 😏 stay tuned ! ✨✨✨✨✨✨

[buscandoelparaiso]

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today I feel like we should film another video for the Meet the Italians(tm) series so feel free to send your suggestions/requests/ideas and we can choose the best one and film something again. Considering we have already done a few Q&As videos, if you have some new challenge or something else you’d enjoy watching just... hit my askbox 

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[buscandoelparaiso]

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I wish I had the money she got for these pap pics tbh

[orbiterss]

“Omg you live with your friends?? That must be so much fun!”

“Yeah... Yeah we’re a funny bunch.”