Where do I go to make a statement about the Horrors™️
The basement!
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Where do I go to make a statement about the Horrors™️
The basement!
All staff and visitors,
Be advised! There are no yellow doors in the institute. Do not open any yellow doors that you see. Do NOT go through any yellow doors you see, as employees will not be compensated for any time spent in yellow doors.
Studying Paranormal Sciences at a local university. Are your resources (and not to be rude) reliable?
I would say they’re as reliable as any other research institute’s resources. Most, if not all, are proven to be authentically paranormal, and we’ve had 200 years of researchers making sure everything’s legitimate. The danger here isn’t in the unreliability, but in the uncanny.
All staff,
It is the twentieth of April.
In the Institute we have a STRICT no-drugs policy. However,
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Elias Bouchard here. Illegal substances, whether ingested on or off Institute property, will not be tolerated. Can the following employees please report IMMEDIATELY to my office.
- Tim Stoker
- Murphy Reynolds
- Simon Smith
- Jenna Yang
- Darren Humphries
- Ade Okonma
- and the entirety of the Artefact Storage senior leadership team
As previously mentioned, nothing onsite or offsite directly related to the Institute is safe for human consumption, and we hold no legal responsibility for your state before or after said consumption.
We won’t stop you. But we won’t call the ambulance, either.
Dearest followers,
Should I give Elias the login for this account and let him answer some of the asks?
elias tumblr rights?
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Wait, Elias bouchard is enforcing the no drugs policy? Damn, I used to work with that guy and he was high about like 99% of the time he came in to work
Elias Bouchard here. This is libel. In three to five business days you will receive a copy of the Pre-Action Protocol for Media and Communication. Prepare accordingly.
“Let me kiss Tim” this “Tim is cool” that how about we kiss Jon
Hey so, I was actually talking to Jon earlier, should let him answer some of the asks that are about him? Murphy gave Elias the login, which was definitely not approved by the rest of the team, so I can’t see the harm in letting Jon have a look as well.
what do you think?
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