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josh: i’m homophobic.

north: omg you hate gay people?

josh: no like i’m afraid of them.

simon, holding a baseball bat: as you should be.

connor: i’m sad today.

hank, breakdancing softly: What’s wrong my son

gavin: i hate this i fuckingn hate this.

rk900: relax reed, this is just like any other christmas you’ve had just with actual people and fun. *knocks on hank’s front door*

connor, opening and jumping out from the door: HAPPY HOLIDAYS—

gavin: *knocks out connor with a champagne bottle*

rk900: HOLY SHIT WHY DID YOU—

gavin: I WAS NERVOUS

rk900: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

gavin: you wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid.

north: i think i’m falling for you

markus: get up

connor: whats wrong?

hank: i’m sad

connor: aw don’t be sad

hank, wiping his tears away: don’t tell me what to do.

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connor: your trauma made you stronger.

hank: it absolutely did not. it did make me funnier though.

connor: how do you feel?

hank: i dont.

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