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Corrin: How to make any book better: Add dragons.

Jim: How to make it even better: Add dragons you don't have to kill.

Corrin: You're promoted.

Toby: Best idea: Make the dragon the protagonist.

Corrin: The prodragonist.

Corrin: Helpful grammar tip!

Corrin: Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance and father is for emotional distance!

Draal: Who hurt you?

Corrin: My father, were you not listening?

Blinky: Do you even know what an amulet is?

Corrin: Of course I do!

Corrin: I eat amulets sometimes.

Corrin: I like the ones with cheese and onions!

Jim: Corrin, those are omelettes.

Corrin: Oh.

Corrin: Then I’ve got nothing.

Angor: Did you have fun?

Corrin, sadly: We made a baby cry.

Bular: It was great.

Corrin: Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weirdly.

Corrin: You’ve gone awfully quiet, was I getting too annoying complaining about what happened?

Corrin: I can stop if you’d like.

Bular: Mm, no no...

Bular: I’m just plotting their murder is all.

Bular: Continue.

Corrin, hearing Nomura whistling her own theme music: Dramatic music?

Corrin: That can’t be good.

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