Is that a challenge? My patience is legendary.. ;)
An unstoppable force meeting an immovable object? heh.
calamityxjane replied to your post: Replies <3
Clearly I reply to you wayyyyy too much *blushing* Also, you better see me before I go & before you fly halfway around the world for the infinite patience you clearly need! <3 ;)
Lies. Yes. And it's only like 1/3 of the way...
corrosiveaffections replied to your post: Split.
This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever read.
Ohhh Nicky, you're too sweet.
desayunogratis replied to your post: If I were Nero, I would have ...
shots!!! ok so maybe it doesn’t say all that
Shots say fuck off... which is probably a better message, anyway. :)
calamityxjane replied to your post: ‘Beer?’ ‘Naw. I’m staying in ...
That’s I was missing! Come see me before I leave. You have 35 days. There will be margaritas.
epea-pteroenta replied to your post: ‘Beer?’ ‘Naw. I’m staying in ...
footofdiablo replied to your post: I’m clearly not the only pers...
Existential reply: Is your sense of identity tied up in consciousness or the biological functions of your body? I doubt zombies are dead, because if they were you’d be dead every time you sleep at night, until you came back in the morning.
giventheexistence replied to your post: I’m clearly not the only pers...
You’re still semi-conscious when asleep…and there for not dead. Zombies are in a semi-conscious state, and therefore not dead. So, good news…in a zombie apocalypse, everyone survives!
See, you both went the smart way about this. I, on the other hand, countered his argument about a zombies single mindedness by comparing it to being horny. (I mean, I still won the argument...)
desayunogratis replied to your post: Passenger seat life. (‘Surpr...
Gets bottle out of cabinet ;)
davidwduffy replied to your post: Passenger seat life. (‘Surpr...
unbearablysharp replied to your post: Passenger seat life. (‘Surpr...
I want you in my driveway. (I don’t care if that sounds dirty.)
We're engaged -- that means we can say we want each other anywhere (and anyway).
ladyfunnybones replied to your post: Wednesday is a good martini d...
davidwduffy replied to your post: Because after drinking, a ran...
It was actually pretty horrid. Hilarious, but horrid.
rankandfiledostoevsky replied to your post: Because after drinking, a ran...
This looks like Canada’s Wonderland but I know it isn’t.
Michigan -- so close. (But I'm a troll, not a Uper.)
epea-pteroenta replied to your post: Because after drinking, a ran...
Brewer’s yeast in your diet is supposed to make you less attractive to mos-ies. Maybe not if it’s been brewed.
It certainly didn't work -- but I'm using that as an excuse to drink more before next time.
davidwduffy replied to your post: Downpour.
Come here, I already have an ark waiting. :)
raisethecurve replied to your post: There’s a sweet tea happy hou...
So, so, fuckin' good. Don't hate.
calamityxjane replied to your post: There’s a sweet tea happy hou...
And you call yourself a Michigander?! Sweet tea is the devil. The devil drinks sweet tea.
Shrug. Guess I'm the devil?
ladyfunnybones replied to your audio post: Lana Del Rey - Blue Jeans You went out every...
