A Tear From My Drunken Eye

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hi peeps

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“But your solitude will be a support and a home for you, even in the midst of very unfamiliar circumstances, and from it you will find all your paths.”

— Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet (via hereislight)

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steve roggenFUCK (u) 

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bring me some figgy pudding 

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i’m coughing up my hurricane, too wild to stomach our pain,

sleepless storms in mismatched arms — take me home, unlock the doors.

i felt your light in winter blues, a game of chess — i’d love to lose.

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i’m coughing up my hurricane, too wild to stomach our pain,

sleepless storms in mismatched arms — take me home, unlock the doors.

i felt your light in winter blues, a game of chess — i’d love to lose.

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hello from hammo 

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a tinder match asked me if i was from a wes anderson movie

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1am & i tell a tinder match im watching serial killer documentaries & they unmatch me??

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if @ first u don't succeed cry (& cry again)

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takeru kobayashi is my soulmate 

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shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? ok yeah you make me profusely sweat and I always feel like I’m gonna faint.

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to b honest my celebrity crush is jack kevorkian 

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i literally had to say the line "genitals as big as donkeys" in a sensual tone @ a callback audition today

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i'm auditioning for the circus today

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i was riding the cta red line & wearing my glasses (cuz i’m blind) & some cray z man sitting across from me started yelling that i was the 4 eyed stinky devil