#corrupted cake

[myevilmouse]

Day 17:  Two sweet -tober prompts equal one cavity-inducing drabble!

Fandom:  Star Wars (Legends)

Words:  100

Prompt 1:  @fictober-event​:  “I’m with you, you know that.”

Prompt 2:  @flufftober2021​:  Domestic fluff

“But those parents are awful!  And their kids are worse!” Mara scowled.

Luke wiped flour-dusted hands on the frilly material covering his pants and, sighing, turned to his wife.  

“I’m with you, you know that.  But Ben’s school isn’t going to go for exhibition smackdown fundraising.  Nobody’s crazy enough to take you on…”  Untying and removing the apron, Luke tossed it aside, drawing Mara into his arms for a slow kiss.

She scowled, relenting.  “So you made a cake for the fundraiser?”

Kissing her nose, Luke shrugged.  “Revenge through my baking.  Subtle yet effective.”

“True,” Mara laughed.  “They’ll definitely suffer.”

Lego Luke cake from https://www.pinterest.com/pin/174514554291909437/

[myevilmouse]

Lukeuary!  Today’s theme:  “Something Sweet”

I thought I would (instead of a drabble today), offer you the actual recipe for Corrupted Cake, which Luke makes for Han & Leia’s anniversary in my Luke/Mara sex pollen fic.  (Click on the amazing art from @jadedjo above if you’d like to read).  The recipe actually predates the fic 😁 as it was written to make my nephew laugh.

Corrupted Cake:  Killik Bonding Recipe

Ingredients:

1 cup Tauntaun milk

1 cup Bantha milk

1 tbsp Zeltron herb (preferably fresh but powdered will do)

1 cup Corellian Whiskey

2 Geejaw eggs

3 cups Pom Seed flour

1 cup Basa Root flour

3 tsp Kessinnamon spice

1/4 cup Sunberry wine

6 H'Kak beans

3 cups Trammistan chocolate chips

Pol Pollen to dust

1.  Smash the H'Kak beans into mush and soak the mush in Corellian Whiskey overnight.

2.  Mix the Geejaw eggs and Kessinnamon spice together and set aside.

3.  Sift the two flours together and add the milks.  Stir like a rabid rancor until smooth.

4.  Add the Zeltron herb and Sunberry wine to the flour mixture and mix until everything takes on a light pink color.

5.  Add the Trammistan chocolate chips and bean/whiskey mixture.

6.  Coat a cylindrical cake mold (like an empty lightsaber hilt) with the spice mixture.

7.  Pour in the cake batter and let sit in the fridge for 10 standard hours and 19 standard minutes.  HAS TO BE EXACT.

7.  When the batter has congealed and has the temperature of a wet wampa, dump onto a plate. 

9.  Sprinkle a dusting of Pol Pollen overall.

10.  Eat raw and slowly digest for the next thousand years.