((ok but imagine Scylla gathering all her friends to meet each other and they are all mingling amongst themselves, waiting for her to show up. Shelly and Maxie are giving each other death glares, Mona is doing something sciency and showing off her inventions, Silver is talking with Maxie, and Gold with Shelly and Idk what Violet is doing, but she’s there to. Probably checking out Mona’s stuff.
And then Scylla comes in, being pushed by Ethan and introduces everyone as she knows them, like, “this is Shelly, my best friend and new mom, Mona my other best friend and cuddle buddy, Gold my new dad, Silver my OTHER new dad, Violet my new sister, Maxie my drinking buddy...” And she pauses and smiles at Ethan who is next to her and concludes, “and Ethan my boyfriend and everyone goes ‘WOAH HOLD THE FUCK UP, HE’S WHAT??” and she just giggles and kisses him and he hides his face blushing and everyone just looms over him like, fucking hurt her and I will break you.
*kisses your face* THANK YOU. I’m gunna go ahead and do both memes~ Also, under a cut for length.
who takes longer showers? I’d say Gold would stand in there forever, singing horribly.
how do they make up after a fight? Kisses. And pranking. They set up pranks together and laugh at the people together.
who prefers rain and who prefers sun?Gold prefers the rain because it is nice to listen to and it means cuddles by the fireplace, and Emerald loves to go outside, so he prefers the sun.
what’s their favorite place to go together? Anywhere as long as they are pulling a prank.
who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen? Neither. Gold is to perverted, and Emerald is too annoying.
do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.? YES. It is the only time they ever go any fancy places.
who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?Gold would make Emerald because Emerald has the voice of an angle.
what’s their nightly routine? Brush teeth, watch TV, fall asleep on the couch together. And sometimes they fuck.
who’s more likely to burn dinner? They both burn it a LOT. They mostly eat take out food or have Crystal cook for them.
which one hogs the blanket: Both. They fight all night long and end up tangled together, face to face, and it takes 15 minutes to get out.
which one cuts the other’s hair: Emerald cuts Gold’s. He likes it a very specific length, and Emerald doesn’t let ANYONE touch his hair.
which one makes coffee for the other every morning: Emerald doesn’t do coffee, but he makes Gold some and himself some hot coco
which one picks up the pizza: Gold. He is the only one that can drive.
which one likes their music on full volume: Gold does. He likes to mess with Emerald that way. But Emerald always gets him back *wink wonk*
which one complains about the crumbs on the bed:Emerald no question. Gold will eat anything, anywhere and it pisses Emerald off SO BAD.
which one is ticklish: Emerald. Gold likes to pin him and tourcher the poor boy.
which one sings and which one plays the music: Gold attempts to sing, but can’t at all, so Emerald always takes over.
which one proposes: Oh my god, Gold. I love the idea of his calling all the dex holders together for an emergency meeting and they all come in panicking and ask Gold what’s going on and he says, “I have called you all here because I need to ask one of you something that I pray to Arceus I will only have to ask once.” Then everyone is confused as he turns to Emerald, and then shocked when he gets on one knee and says, “Emerald. I love you and I wish to spend the rest of my life with you. I know I’m not perfect, but,” he pulls out a little black box and finishes, “will you give me the honor of marrying me?” And Emerald just tackle hugs him crying, “yes Gold! I will!!” and everyone is awwwing.
((K I got the day off from School due to weather, so I'll be on all day. Except when I go to the park that's across the street or when I'm napping.
Also, Violet, Silver, and Gold's muns need to see these two videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pLqdhH9DHY and
Just though Silver's mun and Violet's mun might like a break from the sadness. So have some Gold and Red messing everything up. And Emerald being a boss at the flute.
"I will grant you permission to marry my daughter." [{I'M SORRY I HAVE TO DO THIS BC IT WILL MAKE MY FRIEND LAUGH AND STUFF PLUS HEY HE'S PROTECTIVE OF HIS ADOPTED DAUGHTER ///SHOT
