Can I ask for Gold and Emerald? I like pranking shipping~
-They have a couple stepstools around the house for the high up shelves. Everyone assumes its just for Emerald but he climbs the counters, Gold cant reach either. :/-They have a collection of magazines they havent read bUT MIGHT SOMEDAY by the door.-Their fights are about things like "what kind of peanut butter is best".-They have a lot of old cold medicine because Gold gets sick too often. When he does Rald likes to dress in a maid costume and prance around the house to get him stuff. He only answers to "Hot Stuff" at that time.-They sometimes pretend to be younger than they are to get cheaper kid's food at restaurants especially Denny's.
*kisses your face* THANK YOU. I’m gunna go ahead and do both memes~ Also, under a cut for length.
who takes longer showers? I’d say Gold would stand in there forever, singing horribly.
how do they make up after a fight? Kisses. And pranking. They set up pranks together and laugh at the people together.
who prefers rain and who prefers sun?Gold prefers the rain because it is nice to listen to and it means cuddles by the fireplace, and Emerald loves to go outside, so he prefers the sun.
what’s their favorite place to go together? Anywhere as long as they are pulling a prank.
who’s more likely to be voted prom king/queen? Neither. Gold is to perverted, and Emerald is too annoying.
do they celebrate anniversaries, etc.? YES. It is the only time they ever go any fancy places.
who’d pressure the other into singing karaoke?Gold would make Emerald because Emerald has the voice of an angle.
what’s their nightly routine? Brush teeth, watch TV, fall asleep on the couch together. And sometimes they fuck.
who’s more likely to burn dinner? They both burn it a LOT. They mostly eat take out food or have Crystal cook for them.
which one hogs the blanket: Both. They fight all night long and end up tangled together, face to face, and it takes 15 minutes to get out.
which one cuts the other’s hair: Emerald cuts Gold’s. He likes it a very specific length, and Emerald doesn’t let ANYONE touch his hair.
which one makes coffee for the other every morning: Emerald doesn’t do coffee, but he makes Gold some and himself some hot coco
which one picks up the pizza: Gold. He is the only one that can drive.
which one likes their music on full volume: Gold does. He likes to mess with Emerald that way. But Emerald always gets him back *wink wonk*
which one complains about the crumbs on the bed:Emerald no question. Gold will eat anything, anywhere and it pisses Emerald off SO BAD.
which one is ticklish: Emerald. Gold likes to pin him and tourcher the poor boy.
which one sings and which one plays the music: Gold attempts to sing, but can’t at all, so Emerald always takes over.
which one proposes: Oh my god, Gold. I love the idea of his calling all the dex holders together for an emergency meeting and they all come in panicking and ask Gold what’s going on and he says, “I have called you all here because I need to ask one of you something that I pray to Arceus I will only have to ask once.” Then everyone is confused as he turns to Emerald, and then shocked when he gets on one knee and says, “Emerald. I love you and I wish to spend the rest of my life with you. I know I’m not perfect, but,” he pulls out a little black box and finishes, “will you give me the honor of marrying me?” And Emerald just tackle hugs him crying, “yes Gold! I will!!” and everyone is awwwing.
