#corsaircaptain

[diffxrentwxrlds]

@corsaircaptain

{{ L }} "Yes, yes you did. I never thought of it that way but I agree, I am the Goddess of Awesomeness."

While they both seemed to shared a single brain cells they both had their eye on entirely different things. One being a blue butt the other, her inflated ego.

[thelastresidents]

Celaeno comes up to Clem with an Untitled Goose bib, as well as a knife and fork. "I hear you've gotten yourself a tasty nuisance recently. Do you think I could help?"

“Heh-heh-heh” Clem rubbed his hands together greedily, this giant bird (she’s probably Hellen-sized... so, giant to him anyway) could prove useful, and she was very easy on the eyes as well. “You certainly done heared right, muh friend. Ah would be pleased as punch ta has yer assistance.” he said while bowing.

[pony-smith-blog]

@corsaircaptain

As news of the storm kings defeat reached SlagsEnd. Many creatures in the town celebrated while some simply scoffed and went on with their lives. Scarlet hearth having been visiting klugetown for a while to personally help build some new airships to sell.

Putting the finishing touches on an airship Scarlet wondered who would have enough coin to purchase this flying contraption.

"Ash an smoke. This auhrship is a ready t' gitty-up dispaht thuh high-falutin' sail mechanism asked t' instahwl. Hope this culient 'as enough bits t' purchase this auhrship"

[prince-shining-armor]

corsaircaptain replied to your post: ((i’ve been on tumblr since back in the day, when...

OMNOMNOM

((you fiend. you were responsible all along.))

[charmingsmygame-blog]

Purrloin

Put a Pokemon in my muse’s askbox and they will either catch it or let it go; but they can only catch 6 total!

They steal from people for fun, but their victims can’t help but forgive them. Their deceptively cute act is perfect. 

“Well, well, well now.. what do we have here? Looks like one of Equestria’s house cats, but don’t fret - I can tell you’re more than that. Believe it or not, it seems we have a lot of reasons to get along, my little purple friend.” A purr. Seems he really likes this little Pokemon already! There is a catch, however..

“If you’re going to hang with me though, I’m gonna have to ask you to try and cut back on the whole stealing for fun thing. Not only can I assure you that there’s no need for all that, but what if the blame got pinned on me?” 

Current Team: Purrloin

[gothshy]

"Rarity, can you help me find a new 'leg' emerald? This old one has teeth-marks all over it now..."

“Why...yes, I think I have one lying around my inventory that looks like that. Let’s get you fixed up.”

Rarity trotted to her safe of gems and diamonds and fished through it. 

“Hmm, aha!”

She floated out an emerald that was a bit bigger than Celano’s but she could see if it would work. 

“What do you think?”

[rainbowdashtheepic]

"You ARE really cute though."

“Am not! I’m too awesome to be cute”

[askwendyokoopa]

Any chance you could take over America again? I'll give ya two bits if you bump off the president this time instead of just leaving him at the bottom of the Mushroom Sea.

"First of all, Biden is still president until the end of the year. Then the switch doesn't even happen until January 20th next year, if you can believe it... don't ask me why, as Mario, he's American... I think? Second, the United States have made it vehemently clear that they absolutely will not tolerate a female president. At all. Under any circumstances.

I'm washing my hands of that misogynistic Hell hole, run by incels who have the gall to tell you to learn what 'incel' means before using the word. You. It means you, you walking advertisement for decapitation; who just ranted about how much you hate women, and unironically parroted the 'key-that-opens-many-locks' incel copy pasta. Er-- that's the 'royal' you, referring to some losers online... not you you." Wendy chuckled sheepishly, Celaeno and her weren't exactly on 'good' terms so to speak; but life was too depressing at the moment to start an argument over anything trivial.