Sorry, now I'm thinking about Zeno and Daishinkan, and the reader with their painful cycle.
Perhaps after Daishinkan (and Goku, if it's not related to fighting), the reader is another person who keeps Zeno's brain cells under control, showing him the life of his planet, distracting him from his attempts at destruction.
Reader in a cycle? Oh, of course, they won't stop this immoral god; they're ready for violence themselves.
It's literally like… Zenon: This irritates me, I'll destroy it. Reader, leaning back in his chair and experiencing painful spasms with an indifferent face: Cool. Do it. Zenon and Daishinkan, who most likely didn't expect this from their little mortal: ???? Reader: Okay, I have a better idea - could you make a hakai on…
Bulma in the distance: Y/N STOP ASKING THE GODS TO REMOVE YOUR INSIDES
Reader turning to Daishinkan and trying to be funny: Father, I crave violence
You’re sitting with Zeno during one of those days.
Pale.
Sweaty.
Absolutely miserable.
Internally experiencing cramps that feel like your organs are attempting to escape your body.
Outwardly?
Completely deadpan.
---
Zeno kicks his feet, bored.
“This planet is annoying,” he says cheerfully. “I think I’ll erase it.”
You don’t even look up from your chair, leaned back awkwardly as another wave of pain hits.
“Cool,” you say flatly. “Do it.”
Silence.
Zeno freezes.
Daishinkan blinks.
“…Pardon?” Daishinkan says carefully.
Zeno tilts his head. “You’re not scared.”
You shrug. “Can’t feel fear right now. Too busy feeling like my insides are fighting a war.”
Zeno frowns. “…Is it worse than erasing?”
“Honestly?” you say. “Comparable.”
Immediate Fallout
Zeno stares at you, fascinated.
“You’re weird.”
“Yeah.”
“You don’t care if things break.”
“I do,” you reply. “Just not today.”
Daishinkan realizes, too late, that you are not a calming influence right now.
You straighten slightly, grimacing.
“Actually,” you say, thoughtful, “I’ve got a better idea.”
Zeno perks up. “Ooo!”
You point vaguely. “Could you hakai, like… just my uterus?”
Daishinkan chokes.
Zeno lights up. “You can do that?!”
Bulma, from Very Far Away
“Y/N- STOP ASKING THE GODS TO REMOVE YOUR INSIDES-”
You don’t even turn around.
---
You glance up at Daishinkan, attempting humor through clenched teeth.
“Father,” you say solemnly, “I crave violence.”
Zeno laughs so hard he almost falls off his seat.
Daishinkan:
immediately understands why you’re effective with Zeno
and also why you are deeply unsafe during this time
From then on:
Daishinkan quietly ensures you’re:
seated comfortably
hydrated
and kept away from universe-ending decisions
Zeno, however?
Wants you around more.
Thinks you’re brave.
And occasionally offers to erase things on your behalf.
Which… honestly makes everything worse.
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