#cosmical conversation

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

elane if you never let anyone beat you at anything youre gonna get an inflated view of your skill

But have you considered the fact that winning is FUN?

*Chirp! Chirp!

Besides! My skills are amazing already! Just LOOK at how many flights of stairs I just jumped down!

Yes, and your skills nearly gave me a heart attack. I thought you were going to break your neck...

The only thing I’m breaking is my speed-hopping record!

Well there’s lots of people bustling about downstairs, Elane, so don’t go rushing off now. Why don’t you use that endless energy to find my son. He’s probably somewhere around here...hiding off the corner again, perhaps...

*Chirp..........chirrrrp...?

Hm? What is it, Terrako?

*Chirp.........................Blirrp.....???

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

Question: why do you need carriages to go to a party that's at the castle

Huh? Who said it was at the castle??

Yeah. That's why everyone's been in such a hurry. Her Majesty's birthday party is at Zora's Domain, of course.

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

Elane, being rude isn't ALWAYS the right answer...

Oh right, the talking demons in the egg...

But it obviously is the right answer for THIS situation!

I'll probably just stand to the side while you do the "killing niceness" thing.

That's fine! You're there for moral support! But I would encourage you to take part. I mean, aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna blow something up!

Not necessarily...But stabbing stuff is cool!

See! We're on the same page. But even if you turn cucco at the last minute,

Fifty-Fifty chance.

Terrako is still here as backup, right buddy?

*Beep beep!

We can head to the carriages at the garden's end, wait for our parents, and then BOOM! We ambush them and force my dad to be rude!

How do we do that?

I haven't thought that far yet, but it'll totally work!

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

You know what! Fuck you. I curse your grandchild to love rats above all else.

Tsk. OK? And I curse you to fall in-love with something fictional and unattainable. Step up your curses to something actually interesting...

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

I sure hope you arent preparing for some dangerous battle in the akkala region where several soilders get hurt when you lose

No, no. Florimond's the last person I would expect to allow battles or dangerous acts of aggression to happen. No, it's probably Kleos' obsession with the dragons, again. I heard Dinraal has been changing course.

Mr. Bosfo, can you play frogs with me?

I can certainly try...?

You have to hop down as many steps as you can, and be the biggest frog! Terrako! Demonstrate!

*BebOOP!

I...cannot promise that my acrobatics will surpass that of your somersaulting egg...

That's ok! Katashi and Dad are always worse than me anyways. You just have to do badly so I remain superior!!!

Ah...

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

Language! You swear in your head or do something creative like sugar honey iced tea

Right, right...no. I'll do what I want. I’d fuck your mom for six rupees.

Do you have to stare at the egg so intensely when you say that???

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

Katashi! You okay?

YEs! I'm totally—hesus korok—AHAhaha, I am so sorry I am not laugh—*cough* hell on—coffee went down the wrong—*cough* I can't believe...hA, you said, the—gods, I am not—*cough* *cough* *cough*

Mr. Asu???

[hyrule-kingdom-fortunes]

besides the king, whose the worst person in the castle, i want gossip!!

Dariam. Casimir is far worse than Florimond. Ah. But, yes...after them I would say Dariam. He’s a bit of an arrogant perfectionist.

He keeps insisting that I tip 20% on drinks. If I tip, then the *free* drinks aren't free, idiot. What a loser.