retrograde
woke up and found out mercury's in retrograde... explains it alllll. being that mercury is my ruling planet. double effects on me! its ok.. well survive. it can either be a good thing or bad. here's some positive outcomes...
if your computer crashes, at least you don't have to work!!! you have an instant excuse for being a raging bitch ;) you can pretend that you "just didn't understand" annoying people. you no longer have to drunk dial an ex to hear his voice, he'll probably call you first! aand you'll finally lose the contact information of all those toxic people you needed to ditch anyway. plus when the Internet goes down, you'll actually go outside. alsooo procrastination is no longer a bad habit, it's an "essential coping strategy."
HAPPY RETROGRADE :)