WHADDUP WHADDUP! I’m Admin M (27, PST) and I’m going to apologize in advance for my trash babies. These are 3/5 that I plan on bringing to the dash, more details to come on the others v soon as I sort my life out.
JOSEPHINE WILDE: 33, PUBLICIST @ KATALYST PR, B-LISTER
Babysitter Publicist the stars. Been in the game for well over a decade. Ambitious and motivated af. She’s a workaholic 5sure and constantly puts her profession over her personal life. There’s very little she won’t do for her clients. As a self-proclaimed media maven, she knows how to spin any story to her clients advantage and, in some cases, to someone’s disadvantage. There’s very few lines she won’t cross to guarantee her client’s image isn’t damaged and may or may not have (definitely has) bribed someone to keep a story hush hush or leaked a story for both good and bad reasons. Despite her cutthroat demeanor when it comes to work, she’s actually a sweetheart. If you’re in her circle, she’s loyal and will stand by you no matter what. She knows when and when not to push a button, knowing that being a bitch in this industry can only get you so far and considering the amount of favors she has to pull to keep her client’s squeaky clean, she’s not risking blowing up a relationship with a journalist by being an asshole.
Some non-work related details: fashion is her passion, her Instagram is filled with bikini pics of her laid out on a beach somewhere on vacation or wearing Versace while out on a dinner date with some gal pals, if you get her pissed enough her Boston accent comes out (which ! she ! hates !!).
VINCENT KINGSLEY: 38, PRODUCER/CCO OF RIOT ENTERTAINMENT, A-LISTER
The brains, the beauty and the brawn of Riot Entertainment and 1/2 of the whole that makes the production company. Former (college) football player turned Hollywood Scumbag Producer. Despite his reputation about both him, his bff and the company they manage, he (surprisingly) has his shit together. At least when it comes to work he’s disciplined, passionate and hardworking. While he sort of fell into this job, he loves what he does and has a genuine passion for the work that he’s doing. Mostly because no one thought him or Oliver would make it, so he gets off on proving people wrong each time one of their films break a box office record.
10/10 he’s probably fucked your wife or girlfriend, not because he’s interested but simply because he can. Homeboy came from next to nothing, conned Oliver into falling in love with him -- I mean, befriend him and run a company together, so he definitely walks around shamelessly enjoying the fruits of his labor. Not gonna lie, he has a car to match his suits and has bribed his way out god knows how many speeding tickets. If you’re close to him, you get to see the generous, lighthearted and funny side of him but he can easily come across as an asshole (especially when it comes to work) because he’s that bitch and refuses to let anyone boss him around.
STEPHANIE MUNROE: 35, ACTRESS, A-LISTER
The literal definition of a Bombshell. She’s made a living off of being the “hot girl” in various capacities in several different big budget blockbusters since her career kicked off. While most actresses shy away from being typecast, Steph relishes in it and hasn’t shied away from the roles that have earned the spotlight. Besides her on-screen roles, off-screen she’s posed in every men’s magazine possible and has rightfully earned her status as bombshell in the industry. Knowing beauty is her brand she’s remained relevant by modeling in major fashion/beauty campaigns and is in the process of launching a lingerie line.
Over-confident and in need of attention to the point that it’s detrimental, she’s not worried about someone snatching her place in the spotlight but does any/everything to remain relevant. While nothing can be proven, she’s a frequent visitor of the casting couch and isn’t afraid of a public stunt if it keeps her in the headlines. Most weekends can be found at a club plastered or snorting coke. Yes, she lies about her age and has gotten some plastic surgery done but she knows how important a brand is in this day and age. By no means is she book smart but she’s made it this far on street smarts and her perky tits alone, and that’s good enough for her. Far from America’s sweetheart, she’s leaned into the bitchy bad girl narrative the media’s cultivated for her a little too much but, those who know Steph understand she means well.











