Hello there I recently discovered ur blog and just love the way you write for the fandoms. And I was wondering if I could request a Lambert x baby Lamb reader platonic ofc
Basically the scenario is that while Lambert is on a crusade they discover a dead body of a lamb who has recently been sacrificed but before they could leave the area they hear crying coming from the lamb who has been sacrificed and upon investigating it they find a baby Lamb (reader)hidden in there mother's wool visibly hungry and in need of a guardian.
I just it'll be a cute scenario having Lambert discovering that there no longer the only lamb.
Lambert x baby lamb!reader (platonic)
i know this is going to sit in the queue for like a day or two before it goes up and ill probably be better by then but my throat hurts so bad hisshiss
notes: reader is gn, short post, post focuses on the events after bringing you home to the cult, lambert is implied to have been orphaned young
cws: none
they cling onto you hard, youre the only other lamb thats still alive that they know of but on top of that youre like their kid now
tries to be the best parent to you, though they lack the experience- ignoring that theyve never taken care of a child solo before, but they dont know what a normal childhood usually has
learning as they go
more than anything they want you to have a happy life in the cult
very protective though, wont let you off the grounds until they know for a fact you can fight and defend yourself... in the meantime, youre assigned a caretaker- a babysitter, even- to keep an eye on you when theyre out on crusades
they always bring something back for you to make up for their absence and tries to make some time for you
being a cult leader doesnt really... leave much time to spare for bonding...
will burn the world down if something or someone ever hurts you- theyve already taken down the bishops, theyve got more than enough power to flex to make sure no one steps out of line to hurt you
Maybe a drabble in which our Lamb meets Chimaera Reader, the maker of all crowns? Like, he stumbles upon their lair, and sees all types of the crowns, big and small, black and white, one-eyed and two-eyed, etc.? Maybe even a little inter actions between the Reader and the Red Crown in which it recognises them as their maker?
Sorry for my English, it is not my native language-
Also sorry if this request repeats, tumblr May have doubled it-
I swear I'm gonna turn this into an OC one day because I LOVE the concept of a crown maker in the COTL universe
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'Where am I now..?' Lamb pondered as they stepped into a cavern--one most unfamiliar to them.
It was strange, considering they've scoured nearly every corner of the Old Faith for resources, potential rival cult activity, and even martyrs for the Bishops.
But this area was entirely new to them.
With their weapon drawn, they cautiously ventured further inward, eventually arriving into a larger room that was almost entirely cloaked in darkness. They could barely see a thing even with the few torches scattered around lighting the way.
Then suddenly, they saw a bunch of eyes opening up on all sides of them, varying in shape, size, color, and number. And they just stared down at the little sheep.
While they were accustomed to having so many eyes on them, this was completely different.
These eyes certainly didn't belong to any follower of theirs.
What if this was a trap?
What if-?
"Welcome, little Lamb! Promised liberator of the Old Faith!"
Looking upwards, they could see you descending from the darkness. You looked like a tradition chimera: a lion, goat, dragon, and snake all mixed into one. Both of your heads smiled as you took a seat upon your throne, although you frowned a bit upon realizing how poor the lighting must have been.
"Oh forgive me, it is awful dim in here, isn't it? Hold on one moment." Your lion head breathed out a small blast of fire, aimed towards a nearby candle that lit up.
That set off a chain reaction which lit up dozens of other candles around your lair, and burned the torches bright enough for Lamb to see what all those eyes belonged to:
Crowns.
So many crowns.
Big and small, black and white, one-eyed and two-eyed..and even multi-eyed; some sported horns and some did not. Others had bare surfaces while others were decorated with jewels or marred with scars from time.
It was an astonishing sight, and when Lamb looked back up at you, they could see a crown on each of your heads--snake tail included.
Not to mention your seat was adorned with four familiar ones...
"So you..take crowns from fallen gods?"
"Do I take them?" You repeated, before laughing uproariously. "No, but I can see why you'd assume that. I'm [y/n], Maker of the Crowns."
They blinked. "You created the crowns?"
"I have since the first gods ruled over these lands." You chuckled, taking the Green Crown into your paw. "I mold them into a design of my liking, give them life, and then send them off into the world to find a worthy host. They're like my children, so I do get sentimental at times...but I know they'll do great things."
'Huh...Leshy did say the crown found him..' Lamb mused.
"Of all the ones I've created, though, I never thought to see the Bishops' crowns again. But they were in such terrible condition...falling apart, barely able to keep their eyes open....I couldn't believe it." Your gaze shifted down to the sheep. "You wouldn't happen to know why, would you?"
They tensed. "...well...um-"
"Haha! I only jest, Lamb. I know everything." You smiled reassuringly. "I've sensed strong spikes in their energy, and I'm well aware they've been used as aids for the bishops after Narinder's betrayal. Speaking of whom...."
Pausing, you outstretched your paws towards them. "I see the Red Crown has found a new master."
"It's a long story, but--hey!!" All of the sudden, the Red Crown slipped out of their hands, morphing back into its normal form as it began floating up to you. They were shocked and angered, feeling extremely vulnerable without it. "What are you doing?!"
"Nothing, little one. It came to me all on its own. Welcome home, my darling." With the crown nestled into your paw, your smile grew as its eye stared back up at you with happiness. You sighed and brought it closer to your cheek, allowing it to nuzzle up to you. "Oh how I've missed you, mighty crown of Death. I'm glad you have not forgotten me."
"Give it back!!" Lamb snarled, baring their sharp teeth as they tried storming up to your throne. But their little hooves kept slipping on the skull pile that served as its foundation, and they eventually tumbled downwards, landing on their rear. "I need it back right now!"
"...are they always like this?" You muttered to the Red Crown, who just rolled its pupil in response. "Huh, I thought so. Arrogant, entitled, paranoid....just like your first master-"
"Don't compare us." They scowled. "Narinder was worse than arrogant...he would have destroyed this entire world, along with you and all these crowns if I returned it to him! We are NOTHING alike."
"Hm, I see I've touched a nerve. My apologies. I just wanted to take care of this little chip in its horn." Smiling, you manifested some black ichor to seal the crack you discovered on the crown, before sharpening up its horns a little bit. "There. Much better."
"....thank you. Now may I have it back?" Lamb put their hand out, growing more anxious with each passing second they were separated from it. 'Why isn't it returning to me?"
"It doesn't see why it has to right at this very moment...and quite frankly, I don't either. It's not connected to your lifeforce. You're still standing without it-"
"Because I'm its new master! I gave it new purpose. I gave it freedom...and it should be obeying me unconditionally and I don't understand why it's being so stubborn. That crown wouldn't be anywhere NEAR as powerful if it weren't for-!!"
"Choose your next words carefully," you tutted, shaking your head as you gestured to the walls. "My children do not look it, but they too have ears."
Falling silent, they looked all around, noticing that the crowns were now glaring at them. They tensed up, a feeling of heavy discomfort and embarrassment washing over them as they slowly realized how childish they were acting.
And in front of the crown creator, of all people?
"Tell me..do you see the crown as nothing without you? Or perhaps you feel like you are nothing without the crown?"
"........"
"Your mistake, little lamb, is that you see crowns as simple tools to do your bidding. A conduit for your godhood. But do not forget, they are also living breathing creatures like you and I." You chastised. "As such, they deserve respect. I figured you would've been more grateful to meet their maker...such few have the privilege to enter my lair and receive such a warm welcome."
The Red Crown bobbed up and down in agreement, before it scowled down at Lamb, as though to say "you better listen to them and treat me better".
They just looked at the ground, unable to form words as shame creeped up their spine.
You sighed softly. "I understand your worries as a new god. The mere thought of separation from it drives you to rage, especially after what happened between you and Narinder. But I have no desire to take it from you. Not when you've fought so hard for it. All I wish is that you continue caring for it."
"....I'm sorry, Great Crown Maker.." Lamb muttered, finally letting themselves be humbled. "I don't mean to act like I did. It's just...he's been annoying me all day today, shouting about "divine right" and making my life a living hell. He still can't accept that it chose me over him.."
They felt the familiar and comforting weight of the Red Crown returning to the wool atop their head, but they only looked up at you with respect. "Thank you."
"Of course, young one." You nodded, smiling once more. "Narinder has possessed that crown since he was a wee little kit, so it's going to be quite a long time before he lets that grudge go. Perhaps in a hundred years, give or take."
"I understand...so.." Lamb looked around. "Do you have any wares?"
"Oh, plenty!" You clapped your paws together. "Feel free to take a gander! Since this is your first visit, you may have one of the tarot cards over there on the house. But just know that the crowns aren't for sale."
I have an idea! So, in a hypothetical universe where the gods don't have sexual feelings, the follower bishops have to newly deal with this mortal thing called a "libido" and "sexual arousal". How do they deal with actually feeling these things that they'd only ever heard about when they were gods?
This is a cool idea! I did headcanons for this concept
Warnings: NSFW
Shamura
Knows what it is supposed to feel like but is not prepared for what it really feels like or what these feelings entail. Though none of them are prepared for the feelings that come with having the biological reproduction thing.
They aren’t sure about the ‘Laying eggs’ thing. Doing it with another person? Big blush moment. They are about a 4 on the 1 through 5 scale of embarrassment. (Five being the most, one being the least.)
Will get it pretty fast but will be picky on who to have sex with. Would rather do it with a long-term partner than a one-night stand.
Kallamar
Is definitely a five on the scale mentioned earlier at first. Like all his siblings goes to Shamura for knowledge. But still don’t fully grasp it. (lol)
He doesn’t like the feeling at first, feeling like it makes him weak for another reason for not being able to ignore the feeling. Does a LOT of masturbation to experiment. But when he gains confidence in sex, be ready for a lot of it!
He is rather lax, the laxest out of his siblings in fact. Is more than willing to have more than one partner at a time or in a length of time. Would be called a “man whore’ in todays terms. But if he is down bad for YOU, its only for you and will remain loyal to you.
Heket
Is the one with the least amount of sex drive overall. She isn’t used to the feelings but is confident the whole way. She is a one on the scale.
She would rather do it when she wants when she wants it. Isn’t impressed with the ‘lay eggs and leave’ thing and will be willing to experiment in different ways.
Still is dominant in whatever she does, so this is still no different. She oversees what she will do and will give you a wild night. Will do one-night stands but would much rather have a long term partner.
Leshy
He is WILD, like really. But he is notably more willing to bottom, as he would have not been having the power complex associated with sex. He has the highest drive for it out of the siblings.
He is a 5 on the scale, which might be surprising. But he wants to indulge this feeling so much, but also doesn’t know how to satisfy it. Will look for help in the topic, maybe you could help?
Wants as little partners as possible, as he wants to feel the deeper connections of relationships that he had never experienced as a god.
YoHi! I really like your posts;), I wanted to order a romantic one of Cotl, a Lambert meeting a S/o who is also a lamb? I can imagine how much he got attached and happy to find another one just like him
Lambert x lamb!reader
speed writing this while my silly little period of sadness dies down a little because my ass cannot focus while im like that grrrrrrr
notes: reader is gn, lamb reader, short post
cws: mentions of mass death and murder, canon typical stuff
to say you both cling onto one another the second you find each other is... a soft way of saying it
they always mask themselves as this put together leader who is bothered by nothing- but the fact that there is still another lamb takes them out of it for a moment
and if they find you in the process of being sacrificed by cultists?
you blink and the next second all of them are dead, and youre being cut from your restraints
even after the danger is over and youre brought back to the cult you hover around each other a lot
of course they ask if there were others with you, and visibly wilts when you say there werent
the bishops of the old faith were thorough when purging sheepkind- but not enough, leaving just the two of you behind
naturally theres some bias for you, you ascend the ranks of the cult- from simple follower to disicple
and the second they get a golden skull necklace, theyre giving it to you
better than constantly dying and getting ressurected
the dread they feel when you die for the first time cannot be put into words, they scramble to bring you back as soon as possible
you both have clothing made with some of each other's wool- id like to view it the same way as when people wore necklaces with their loved ones hair in it... you carry a piece of each other everywhere you go
so gentle with you, but when they hold you their grip is firm
not enough to hurt you, but they seem scared that someone is going to steal you away
loves showing you some of the areas around the cult's grounds- maybe they can take you fishing.. just the two of them!
doesnt want you to go on crusades with them, though, and refuses to let you leave the grounds without a missionary necklace
Have you ever watched the owl house? Can I ask for a reader who has a curse like Eda Clawthrone?
Shamura, Kallamar, and Lambert please. Maybe the Goat too if you want.
Shamura, Kallamar, and Lambert x reader who has a curse like Eda Clawthorne
*takes. a drag on a cigarette* owl house... havent heard that name in a long while...
Notes: reader is GN, beast reader doesnt exactly have to be an owl it can be any creature, may tackle goat in a separate post, written on mobile
CWs: none
SHAMURA
has a scroll somewhere that could point you both in the right direction to figure it out, but they likely already know that your curse is... most likely life long
can take you in a fight if you lash out at them after transforming- actually all of the bishops and the lamb can- but theyre one of the quickest in order to minimize damage to either of you... being able to spin web comes in handy when needing to restrain someone
if they dont already have an answer theyre not going to stop until theres something they can use to help you in some way
always makes sure to check in on you when you revert back... are you feeling sore or tired? they can take you to their quarters so you can rest, you can sleep for as long as you need
KALLAMAR
the crystals in anchordeep have some level of healing ability it seems, so you can bet hes going to find a way to utilize them in your favor! you get a pretty little gem to make things run a little smoother as well as keep an eye on your curses' progression
damn near inked himself when he walked into a dark room and found you transformed just sitting quietly in the dark... bishop be damned, youve still got him on edge even just momentarily
his temple is nice and tranquil, and filled with all the pretty things you could ever want- for your safety and comfort, you tend to stay there a lot of the time
i like to think that medicine is also part of his specialty- alongside all the sickness, both actual legitimate medicine and less traditional healing methods... he cant take your curse away but theres at least one way to manage it
LAMBERT
youre probably the first person with a curse that theyve interacted with for an extended period of time, and to do so closely... they want to help you- if they cannot cure you they at least want to find a way to make things easier for you
dedicated space for you to be able to decompress if things get too much, knowing that stressing out can make things worse for you
pours their spare time into trying to find more information about whats going on with you and potential curses, going through the now emptied domains of the bishops leaves some areas free for the taking to be sifted through
...would be lying if they said they werent at least a little amused by your interest in all things shiny... they definitely make a mental note of that for later in case things get dire
I really like Animal Crossing and Cult of the Lamb, I was thinking about a request from Lambert x reader like Canela ¿Maybe romantic? I don't know
If you are not busy and would like the idea
Lambert x Isabelle/Canela!Reader
I always think it's really cool when a character has a different name for different languages- as an aside i need to get back into animal crossing hisshiss... its been so long since ive touched my island, i have it cleared to decorate and stuff but i have zero clue what i want to do
notes: reader is gn, reader is written as a dog, can be seen as romantic or platonic
cws: none
You function as a sort of.... substitute for them when they're out for days on end for crusades! you help keep things in line and make sure no one gets hurt or sick while they're away
you truly are a life saver, they don't know what they would do without you! you're likely to become one of- if not the first- disciple of theirs!
you're a hard worker, and do your best to keep on top of what needs to be done to lift some work off of lamberts shoulders
you also make it a point to check in on them when days get harder... most attempts to get them to take a break are futile, though...
they seek you out to talk when there's a moment of downtime, away from the prying eyes of the rest of the flock- for fear that some may get jealous that you're so close to the leader
obligatory you're a dog and the very best boy/girl/follower, so they're going to pet you every now and then! they think its cute when your tail wags...
you try to scold them for coming back injured from a crusade but they can hear your tail wagging- they came back alive, sure death means nothing to them but.... still!
doesn't care that you sometimes go on tangents and talk about things that don't involve the overall status of the cult and what happened while they were away- you could tell them about how you nearly fell out of bed or lost something small and they'd listen to every word
Okokokokokok so hear me out on this one: Lamberts s/o gets taken by cultists while they're out on a mission and Lambert finds them about to be sacrificed 👀👀
Lambert saving the reader from being scarified
i got to make chicken alfredo tonight and it was so good eeuueeue its been so long since i got to have some yippie yippie
notes: reader is gn, you and lambert are already together
cws: canon typical violence and death
you were sent on a mission to gather supplies, something they were against.. the only reason they let you go out was because you insisted, and between juggling the cults needs and being low on resources, they couldnt find it in themselves to say no
and you dont turn up on the day you were expected to return- and boy are they... worrying
sure they can bring you back from the dead if you have perished, but they would rather you not have died at all- especially since not all of those who are resurrected come back the same
as soon as they can leave the cult alone for a few days they go to where you were sent, slashing through countless heretics on the way as they try to find you
and when they do, you're tied up and surrounding by cultists- claiming that your sacrifice will give power to the domains bishop
and lord, do they see red... the fear in your eyes and the blood staining your body fueling them to cut down their enemies
doesnt bother untying you, they simply cut through your restraints
fretting over you, asking whats happened to you as they run their hands along the sides of your face before cupping them
are you okay? obviously you arent but... are you okay given the circumstance? they dont even care if you still have the supplies you managed to collect before your capture- you could have lost it all for all they care, as long as youre in their arms again
immediately sends you back to the flock via their powers, and joins you not long afterwards by warping back
gaining new godly powers comes in handy when one is impatient and doesnt want to finish the crusade
youre to stay in the flock for a while after that, they dont want to make you feel like you cant fight for yourself but it was such a scare that they dont want to change it
they make sure to give you a missionary necklace as soon as they get their hands on one
Do you know Hazbin Hotel? If so I can ask Leshy, Kallamar and Lambert x a reader who is like Emily? But if you don't want its okay!
-Emily is excitable, bubbly, sweet, friendly and kind to almost everyone around her. I think it would be nice to have an interaction (platonic or romantic, however you feel comfortable) with them.
Leshy Kallamar and Lambert x Emily!Reader
kicks the 2 hazbin hotel masterlists into the void no no ive never heard of that show in my life/lh/j
ooough side note i love emily i hope we see more of her in season 2
notes: reader is gn, can be seen as romantic or platonic, post game because i looooove the idea of the bishops being paired with the ray of sunshine cultist as their "hey this person is going to show you the ropes for this place" companion
cws: none
LAMBERT
you both bounce off of each other, both sweet- a lot of the time after youre both done with your work and youre away from prying eyes you simply... talk and catch up and check in on each other
you drop everything for them when they need you and they would do the same if the burden of being a crown bearer and leader wasnt weighing them down
will always bring something back for you from their crusades- fresh flowers from darkwood, or pretty gems from anchordeep! sometimes things they buy from shops!
youre a breath of fresh air after a cultist asks to eat feces or after needing to break up yet another bar fight
KALLAMAR
clings onto you because youre one of the few people who has the patience to wait for his nerves to settle... and he does lean into how attentive you are towards him- you always do small things for him to make him feel good and cared for... habitually expects it because.. you know, fallen god
hides behind you whenever another cultist gives him some flack and escalates further than insults and empty threats- youre usually left to diffuse the situation
hes not exactly mean but hes not the most considerate person, but you rub off on him with time, he does his best to make sure your needs are met
no thoughts only reader convincing him to try out some of the more intimidating tasks of cult lift with them- going out on missions for resources, for example
LESHY
as bad as it feels to say, in the beginning he does use your willingness to make things easier on him and to help him to his advantage- from small things like fetching him things to things that could... legitimately put you in danger.. it does stop- at least the danger part- as he grows more accustomed to mortal life
youre sickeningly sweet, he grows protective of you out of the belief that someone is going to use your kindness against you like how he once did
little asshole x sweetheart dynamic, you sometimes counter some of the things he says to others with something kind or "oh he doesnt really mean it when he says he wants your pillow to be warm on both sides!"
you always make sure to involve him in activities, many see you crouching down and talking into some hole- they dont see leshy burrowed into the ground
