#couchpotatolife

[onetoad4u]

Reggie's Diary: The Day I Won the Human

Dear Diary, Today was glorious. Not “found an extra piece of bacon on the floor” glorious. Not “stole the warm spot from the cat” glorious. No. This was legendary. Dad was mine. ALL MINE. No work. No running around. No leaving the house. No mysterious “I’ll be back in a bit” nonsense that somehow lasts seventeen years. Just me and Dad. As nature intended. The day started when I noticed…

Reggie's Diary: The Day I Won the Human

[prashantmybmr]

Weekend Rest Mode: ON ✅ Couch ✔ Snacks ✔ Nap ✔ Repeat ✔ Sunday night hits differently though… 😭

[ionodude]

Who wants to get out of bed if you can sleep forever with these guys

[nomadic-insight]

😖 But I'm not sleepy tho ... #couchpotatolife 🙇#offonMONDAYproblems 🙈 #nomadicinsight