#counselingwarrior

[bloodstainedhandsbertl-blog]

"I think I’m coming down with something."

Bertholdt's eye widened as Reiner spoke. "I-I can go make you some soup. Just...Just please take it easy."

[actualsolm]

♥♥

"What? Reiner, I can not believe this..." He shook his head, and stripped off his shirt, and very hesitantly his pants. "I fucking hate this game why did I agree to this-"

[capitifaecem]

"Reinerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."

[capitifaecem]

✉♣

✉ for an 2 AM text

[✉ to Goldielockz, 2:49 AM: Reiner I got a really serious ass question bro]

[✉ to Goldielockz, 2:50 AM: …Do pigeons got feelings???!?]

♣ for a drunk message

[✉ to Goldielockz, 12:03 AM: ReiN ur mhy bEST bro, y;know???? I maen Sash is mbest friend BeST rfriend but you’re like male??? bros are makl e]

[✉ to Goldielockz, 12:07 AM: but shie t bertie is ur beest bro so taht mens I can’t be urs too can I]

[✉ to Goldielockz, 12:13 AM: I juz puked in a buke t and I think it has jEen’s shit in t]

[capitifaecem]

[8:04:43 PM] Connie wat: I had this group of friends once

[8:04:57 PM] Connie wat: who called anyone with blonde hair and blue eyes an "aryan race bastard"

[8:05:07 PM] Connie wat: reiner braun king of aryan race bastards

[8:05:14 PM] Ari: oh my god

[8:05:36 PM] Connie wat: annie for queen

[8:05:40 PM] Connie wat: christa for princess

[8:05:51 PM] Ari: Y e p

[8:06:17 PM] Connie wat: armin for wait bro you're not actually german get out of our club

[8:06:30 PM] Ari: oh mY GOD

[8:06:36 PM] Ari: poor Armin

[thecolossaltitan]

((Welcome back! ;w;))

//Thanks!  I didn't miss anything did I 8)?  Any crazy explosions?

[capitifaecem]

"--Reinee e e r r rr r r!"

[capitifaecem]

[I'M gONnA PEE ON aLL OF YOU. AND yES TITANJAGER WE NEED TO DO A BROMANCE.]