Sonichu 10 Page 74
MARY LEE: So… the time has finally come, yes? Our final confrontation?
MARY LEE: I am not surprised. It only seems like it was yesterday when I was deemed a social outcast by the live, spoken words of a hundred men and women. Not one person would ever show me true love or devotion again…
MARY LEE: …Then I turned to witchcraft, so I could change all of their opinions of me… love potions, makeover spells, cheerleader sacrifices… none of them worked more than squat. Then I found the wand that contained Count Graduon.
MARY LEE: He promised to help me seek revenge on all who shared love… if I cannot be loved, no one would. So I built in the fake college to bring in and brainwash foolish individuals to do my bidding. And now they are themselves again; out of my grasp, thanks to you and your Electric Hedgehog.
MARY LEE: Your stubborn, dumb sweetheart search irritated me among all others; you kept going with such a strong will and spirit. I had no such will or spirit. I also realized that there was still one man who goes unpunished of my hatred… the Count.
MARY LEE: I will fight you with my power alone. Plese do your will and unleash the Count for me to punish another day. Do it, Christian Weston Chandler.
SFX: Smash!
Chris just waltzes into Mary Lee’s office at the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens - we’re apparently meant to assume Mary had zero people following her out of a genuine dedication to her or her cause, so she has no bodyguards whatsoever. She seems somewhat resigned to her forthcoming, final defeat - her dialogue makes it seem like she thinks she’s out of options and she’s sick of working with Graduon, she just wants to end her feud with Christian with one, last, fair fight with Christian.
Before the fight begins, Mary Lee offers up her whole backstory, heretofore untold. Many years ago, she was much like Chris is now - a pariah among her peers and without someone to love. She then turned to the dark arts with the hopes that it would give her all she ever wanted - using love potions to seduce those who would not love her, makeover spells to make herself more beautiful with the hopes that it would sway others, and, of course, all this dark magic isn’t free, and Mary had more than enough enemies, mostly cheerleaders, who would make perfectly good human sacrifices to keep the evil power flowing. Yet Mary was unsatisfied - possibly explaining her continued lack of a sweetheart throughout the rest of the comic - so she decided to use Count Graduon. What exactly he offered that she didn’t already have is unclear, it’s possible that his magic, or possibly his magic combined with Mary Lee’s, was stronger than whatever she had. She also explains the origins of the PVCC - it wasn’t always an organization with the sole goal of keeping Chris’s pickle as far from china as humanly possible, it was just Mary Lee trying to see how many people she could brainwash, without any long-term goal in mind.
But when Chris walked through the door of the PVCC, he swiftly earned Mary’s fury, with his dedication to his love quest. Why she didn’t just brainwash his romantic dreams away is a total mystery. Was Chris’s mind too strong to be brainwashed? Either way, Mary saw a lot of herself in Christian, but unlike her his heart was uncorrupted, and he did not turn to dark magic, so she took it upon herself to punish him for having a stronger moral compass than her.
Suddenly, Mary turns her fury towards Count Graduon. She orders Chris to smash Graduon’s staff, freeing herself from his servitude though also losing his power. Now, the only other time in the eight issues we’ve seen Mary Lee and Graduon working together, the only other time we’re shown any indication that they don’t totally get along is in Sonichu 9, their most recent appearance. There, it seemed like Graduon was more fed up with Mary than Mary was with Graduon, almost killing her after she failed him once again. She claims that she wants Chris to smash the staff so she can “punish [Graduon] another day”, but all this does is it frees Graduon, which doesn’t seem to have any negative effects on his power, so now Graduon is free to do whatever he wants when he wants now that he is freed of his wand prison. This seems like an incredibly poorly thought out choice - the ultimate evil in all of Sonichu, where all other evil (except maybe some of the trolls) originates from, and you’d think at least Mary Lee, who has worked closely with Graduon for years, would know that this would set him free, but no. But, from a meta perspective, this decision leaves the door open for future issues of Sonichu to not be completely devoid of conflict. In Sonichu 10, Chris writes out all of his troll enemies, mostly by killing them off, and here he’s writing out Mary Lee, giving her what he deems to be a fitting send off for his most active foe. But he also wrote out Naitsirhc at the beginning of Sonichu 10 by making him straight - this was originally supposed to be the end of his character arc (but even Chris thought that was anticlimactic, so in Sonichu 12 Nait became a villain once again, now explicitly under the wing of Graduon). Chris’s original plan for Sonichu 11, before it sat on ice for more than half a decade, was to have Sonichu and crew fighting Graduon and his forces, led by a reanimated Metal Sonichu. While Graduon and Metal Sonichu were incorporated into the final Sonichu 12, Chris’s revisitings of Sonichu in 2017 and 2019 were largely written around Chris’s current situations and desires, and had new foes. That said, Chris has always kept the idea of doing a Graduon issue, which would contain his backstory, on the back burner - up until recently, this was designated to be Sonichu 14, until that became an issue focused on the apparently forthcoming Dimensional Merge, now the Graduon issue is slated to be Sonichu 16 (not to be confused with the Idea Guy issue, which was recently redesignated as its own issue between Sonichu 12-9 and Sonichu 14).
Also, for reasons unknown Mary Lee’s breasts are gigantic in panel six, even by her standards. I’d say that was a coincidence or possibly a mistake in perspective, but we do have precedent for Chris sexualizing his most hated rival.















