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The Count is a bitch. Like in the best way. I mean this as a Title of Honor. Listening to a mans murder confession and asking him to get to the point. Carrying a million dollars in his purse. Undermining a marriage by buying some horses. I love him.

#count of monte cristo #count thoughts #tcomc

nothing funnier than Albert running to hug the Count and the Count just holding out his hand to shake.

#followed by him asking #what have you been up to? have you been thinking of me? done anything for me?#and the count responding #did you commission me?#albert de morcerf #count of monte cristo #count thoughts #tcomc

honestly what a fun way to end the book! just a lil reminder that The Count is strange and that even his benevolence can be harming. like “Here you go Morrel, I’m getting you stoned, I’ve convinced you you’re dying and here comes your dead fiancé back to life. Gotta dip.”

#count thoughts #maximilien morrel #count of monte cristo #tcomc

“If only my mother had a clone who was 20 years younger, then I’d have a wife!” - Albert saying a totally normal thing

#albert de morcerf #count of monte cristo #count thoughts #tcomc

Truly the first thing out of Eugenie’s mouth is, “did you see that pretty girl”. Lesbian icon.

#followed shortly thereafter by #I admire all that is beauriful #and then - Eugenie! control your passions #lol #count of monte cristo #count thoughts #eugenie danglars #tcomc

danglars would be a crypto-bro

#danglars #count of monte cristo #count thoughts #laughing at the count telling him his wealth isn’t real because it’s all in speculations / stocks etc #the count makes fun of eneftees #tcomc

Count: I can sleep anywhere and anytime

Albert: how do you do this, Count?

Count: equal measure weed and opium

Albert: lol

Count: lol