How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages
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How can I ever be conservative with my spending when there are literally beverages
rereading dracula after reading carmilla for the first time really makes me appreciate carmilla's efficiency in securing a place. dracula had to deal with all the logistics of the housing market meanwhile carmilla just crashed her car on someone's lawn and she got a cushy guest room and a girlfriend out of it. carmilla the woman you are
they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life
some autistic people will never be able to have a job or live alone, some women that are transvestigated in bathrooms will have a penis, sometimes a trans women will win a sport she is "naturally" gifted in such as being really tall and playing basketball and sometimes the homeless guy panhandling really will just spend that money on cigarettes and scratchers instead of food. they are still human beings that dont deserve to be tormented by the legal system and paranoid freaks
let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.
when i was a kid i would get a sick thrill from learning someones middle name now i dont feel anything at all ever and im no good for nobody
Uh-oh, coming down with a case of “what-if-a-bunch-of-other-people-experience-these-symptoms-as-bad-as-I-do-but-they-suck-it-up-and-work-anyway-and-I’m-just-being-a-little-bitch”-itis
if your life was a tv series, what just happened?
a filler episode (haven’t really been doing much lately)
a plot twist (something major happened to you)
a season finale (you feel like a period of your life just ended)
the start of a new season (you feel like a period of your life just started)
a character from earlier seasons just returned (in your life)
beach episode (you just went to the beach idk)
a special (a big event happened for you, or a vacation or something idk)
clip show episode (you’re looking back at past memories, thinking)
hiatus (you’re in a transition period, trying to work things out in your life)
fanfiction (you’re dreaming of your dream life and writing it in your head)
tumblr gifset (you’re replaying one moment in your head)
other (put it in the notes!)
iwtv is so fun because it's not really about vampires who happen to be gay. it's about gay ppl with personality disorders who also happen to be vampires
they should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score
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Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please
I’ve been watching people tag this with fictional characters for months and I based this off an actual relationship I had with a woman
We had matching necklaces that were vials of each others blood
"Her name is Yuri? ... on ice? Or in lesbians?"
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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????
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Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys
last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up
That was the real bill and ted