#country things

[floridagrowngirl]

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[cinder-rellish181]

I was on my way to my chem lab just now, and on the side of the (country yee haw) road there was an entire graveyard of blown 18-wheeler tires. And let me just say, I wish I had pulled over and taken a picture to show you what I’m talking about because it truly looked like a pheonix graveyard. All these dark colored, flayed tires. It was like Fawkes had just exploded in front of Harry for the first time!

Pic for context, not the actual tires I’m talking about… mine looked way more split in half!

[mjpeony]

on a similar vein as my Jersey Gotham fic, I raise you this point: I have not seen a single mentioned of 4-h in any regard to Clark. I mean c’mon, super country boy Clark motherfucking Kent??? Not involved in 4H??? Absurd. My mans was involved in AT LEAST rifle, horse, and cow clubs. Maybe a lil goat club as a treat. (Fuck sheep I have a personal vendetta with them so only sheep slander here). He still has the pledge memorized. He defaults to showing posture when nervous. You bet your ass this man can get any stain— shit blood mud— out of whites because “No I don’t need a dry cleaner Bruce do you know how hard it is to keep an all-white outfit all-white while in a barn I did that when I was seven fuck you”

Clark drops random stories from his time showing and then moved on like he hasn’t just dropped the craziest farmer bullshit city-boy Bruce has ever heard.

“Y’know i once got drunk and stole a tractor and plowed a dick into the field.”

“I’m sorry what?”

“nah nothing.”

Mans just casually drops that he helped establish breed standards multiple times and refined show standards for said breeds. He started a petition to change the classes for showing to include companion animals. PETA has stalked him and has him on their black list. He was excused of all tardies in school because during calving season, he regularly gloved up and pulled calves (bc why bother using an actual calf pulled when you have an alien with super strength).

Yes Clark is an alien, but he is a feral farm boy alien.

[crazy-ass-bird]

Twilight : *sniffs the air* yep it’s gonna rain

*starts raining ten minutes later*

the chain: wtf

[foreverabrokenfighter]

Some witches tell you to run in the moonlight and dance with those that live in the wilds. Some witches will tell you that as long as you're polite, they'll be polite as well. Some witches will tell you that those that live in the beyond are your friends who just wish to guide you.

Those witches are city slickers who don't live in the South and haven't learned the hard way to mind their own damn business and let Them mind Their own as well. This witch will tell you all that if you try that down here, most of the time, all that They will guide you to is an early grave and the politest thing you can do is to let Them do what they need to do and not get in Their damn way, otherwise you will be forcefully removed from their business.

[notquiteaknife]

armed robbery of a farm where i shoot a scarecrow in its scratchy flannel sleeve and i make off with three ears of corn and a caterpillar

[dogman707]

Pickwick Lake (Counce, TN) - by Dogman707